Crab Name Hall of Fame
I’m Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That ThickLychalotapus
Facker. No You Facker, You Brought Her
Wilma Fingerdieux
Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja
Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection
Suck Me Dry And Call Me Dusty
Poke Her In The Ear So She Can Hear You Coming
That’s A Nice Story. Now Take Off Your Pants
Moves Like Michael J Fox
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Willie Fisterbottom
Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago
Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer
Throbbing Purple Pork Sword
Fuq Fuq Fuqity Fuq
My Name Is Sonny And I'm Buying The House A Round
I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three
Find 'Em Feel 'Em Fuq 'Em Forget 'Em
Stop Battering Women. Eat Them Raw
She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit
Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq
Crabs Sold Out. Syphilis Half Price
Sorry About Your Face. And Hair
Fux Like A Champ
I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian
Hotter Than Two Fellows Fackin’ In A Fur Coat
Four Inches of Dangling Fury
Sometimes I Wake Up Horny and Sometimes I Let Him Sleep
This Chocolate Pudding Tastes Like Sh*t
You've Got the Whitest Teeth I've Ever Come Across
There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces
Team-Based Names*
American Association Of Gynecologists*
⦁ For Erections Lasting Longer Than Four Hours, Call More Nurses
⦁ You're Going To Feel A Little Prick
⦁ I'm Going To Have To Numb That. Num, Num, Num, Num, Num
Lost Gilligan Episodes*
⦁ The Skipper Shows Mary Ann His Little Buddy
⦁ Thurston Gives Lovey The Three Hour Tour
⦁ The Professor Lets Gilligan Hold His Test Tube
Lost Brady Episodes*
⦁ Sam Shows Alice His Lunch Meat
⦁ Bobby And Cindy Find Peter
⦁ Jan Pulls A Train
⦁ Carol Shows Tiger the Peanut Butter Trick
*Teams still active. Check with the DJ for use of these names.