Hoy Hoy!! Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos!
“’Tis weather fit for neither man nor beast!”
-Tony S.
Greetings from the great Northwest. No wonder Cobain and company were so angsty, this is miserable. Had the week off, no goals as such, but I really thought I’d get maybe one day of work done outside. Maybe Friday’s it.
Listening to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue this evening. It starts out with the incredible “So What” and just gets better from there. I got in the mood for Miles a couple of weeks ago, not sure why. Just in the mood I guess.
Very nice crowd tonite. Carl and Holly were back. They haven’t been able to come lately because Dr. Carl was on call. Imagine that, all those years of Medical School and people can still call you anytime of the day or night. And they expect you to show up sober to boot! Good thing it pays extra. Race Row had Carl and Holly to my front left. Kelly (The Flagholder), Jerry Jeff Jordan, and then Dana (Crab Racing Virgin) and Shannon. A couple of nererers and then Jim and Brenda. Facial Shot had a good group at their standard table. They ran a Chainsaw Sisters tribute Crab, “What Happens etc…”. Steve had a group at the table behind them and The Original Sarah and The New Sarah joined him once we got started. Rob and Matt were in the Skyboxes, but later moved to Field Level near the juke box. There were a couple of new people in the corner and a couple more racers scattered about. Perfect size Racing Crowd. Rick behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor, and me? Sometimes I’m not really sure, but I think this is what happened-
Superhero Crab Racing
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Marlon Brando- Pen
2) Arizona- Ice Scraper
3) Teddy Roosevelt- Cellmate (not to be confused with “cellmate”)
4) $1500- Ice Scraper
5) Yuri Gagarin- Pen
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Kelly- #?? We Both Got Off At The Same Time
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #13 Crabass- Shannon- Koozie
2) Winner- RECEIVES NO PRIZE!!! Super Folkie (3rd week in a row that he’s won race 2)
3) Winner- #17 Off Constantly- The New Sarah- Can Hugger
4) Winner- #31 Crabby Patty- Lindsey
5) Winner- #85 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkies Fokkers (FF)- Love Leash
6) Winner- #39 Me So Horny- Dr Carl- Pen
7) Winner- #49 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num, Num, Num, Etc…- The American Association of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- Pen
8) Winner- #56 You Want A Bl*w J*b? I’ll Bet You Do.- FF- Ice Scraper
Halftime:
Second Half:
9) Winner- #25 Johnny Smallrod (it’s not Shannon though)- Dana- Can Hugger
Halftime Entries:
Yes, a couple. Sorry I didn’t catch their names.
10) Winner- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR) (better late than never)- Koozie
11) Winner- #61 Sometimes I Wake Up Horny AND SOMETIMES I LET HIM SLEEP!!!- Holly- Koozie
12) Winner- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Chip Clip
13) Winner- #2 LICK MY NUTS!!!- FSR- Love Leash
14) Winner- #69 Just The Way I Like It- FSR- Pen
15) Winner- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob- Beads
16) Winner- #74 Michael Jackson Used To Be My Babysitter- FSR- Pen
Goodbye Losers:
Bob and Tom Semifinals:
1) Winner- #25 Johnny Smallrod- Dana
2) Winner- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing (3rd week in a row that Super Folkies has lost the Second Semi-Final)
3) Winner- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob
4) Winner- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda
Finals
Time:
Minus one
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob
Second Place- $20- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda
First Place- $30- #25 Johnny Smallrod- Dana
Worth noting- all four finalists came from the second half, Brenda gets back in the money, and a Rookie wins the whole thing. Good looking crowd tonite. Always nice to have Dr C and Nurse Holly around. No racing on the 22nd, as it’s Thanksgiving eve. But I’ll bet Folkies will be hopping anyway, so if you’re around we ought to try to get down there.
Gonna try to head out to see you guys at the Legion Saturday night. Not much else planned. Like I said, no specific goals this week and so far I’m nailin’ every one of them!
In the words of Madeline Kahn- "If it's Wednesday, it's wacing (unless it’s Thanksgiving Eve).
Ciao for nao
j
“’Tis weather fit for neither man nor beast!”
-Tony S.
Greetings from the great Northwest. No wonder Cobain and company were so angsty, this is miserable. Had the week off, no goals as such, but I really thought I’d get maybe one day of work done outside. Maybe Friday’s it.
Listening to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue this evening. It starts out with the incredible “So What” and just gets better from there. I got in the mood for Miles a couple of weeks ago, not sure why. Just in the mood I guess.
Very nice crowd tonite. Carl and Holly were back. They haven’t been able to come lately because Dr. Carl was on call. Imagine that, all those years of Medical School and people can still call you anytime of the day or night. And they expect you to show up sober to boot! Good thing it pays extra. Race Row had Carl and Holly to my front left. Kelly (The Flagholder), Jerry Jeff Jordan, and then Dana (Crab Racing Virgin) and Shannon. A couple of nererers and then Jim and Brenda. Facial Shot had a good group at their standard table. They ran a Chainsaw Sisters tribute Crab, “What Happens etc…”. Steve had a group at the table behind them and The Original Sarah and The New Sarah joined him once we got started. Rob and Matt were in the Skyboxes, but later moved to Field Level near the juke box. There were a couple of new people in the corner and a couple more racers scattered about. Perfect size Racing Crowd. Rick behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor, and me? Sometimes I’m not really sure, but I think this is what happened-
Superhero Crab Racing
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Marlon Brando- Pen
2) Arizona- Ice Scraper
3) Teddy Roosevelt- Cellmate (not to be confused with “cellmate”)
4) $1500- Ice Scraper
5) Yuri Gagarin- Pen
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Kelly- #?? We Both Got Off At The Same Time
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #13 Crabass- Shannon- Koozie
2) Winner- RECEIVES NO PRIZE!!! Super Folkie (3rd week in a row that he’s won race 2)
3) Winner- #17 Off Constantly- The New Sarah- Can Hugger
4) Winner- #31 Crabby Patty- Lindsey
5) Winner- #85 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkies Fokkers (FF)- Love Leash
6) Winner- #39 Me So Horny- Dr Carl- Pen
7) Winner- #49 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num, Num, Num, Etc…- The American Association of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- Pen
8) Winner- #56 You Want A Bl*w J*b? I’ll Bet You Do.- FF- Ice Scraper
Halftime:
Second Half:
9) Winner- #25 Johnny Smallrod (it’s not Shannon though)- Dana- Can Hugger
Halftime Entries:
Yes, a couple. Sorry I didn’t catch their names.
10) Winner- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR) (better late than never)- Koozie
11) Winner- #61 Sometimes I Wake Up Horny AND SOMETIMES I LET HIM SLEEP!!!- Holly- Koozie
12) Winner- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Chip Clip
13) Winner- #2 LICK MY NUTS!!!- FSR- Love Leash
14) Winner- #69 Just The Way I Like It- FSR- Pen
15) Winner- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob- Beads
16) Winner- #74 Michael Jackson Used To Be My Babysitter- FSR- Pen
Goodbye Losers:
Bob and Tom Semifinals:
1) Winner- #25 Johnny Smallrod- Dana
2) Winner- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing (3rd week in a row that Super Folkies has lost the Second Semi-Final)
3) Winner- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob
4) Winner- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda
Finals
Time:
Minus one
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #81 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #4 Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal- Rob
Second Place- $20- #84 Dammit Jim- Brenda
First Place- $30- #25 Johnny Smallrod- Dana
Worth noting- all four finalists came from the second half, Brenda gets back in the money, and a Rookie wins the whole thing. Good looking crowd tonite. Always nice to have Dr C and Nurse Holly around. No racing on the 22nd, as it’s Thanksgiving eve. But I’ll bet Folkies will be hopping anyway, so if you’re around we ought to try to get down there.
Gonna try to head out to see you guys at the Legion Saturday night. Not much else planned. Like I said, no specific goals this week and so far I’m nailin’ every one of them!
In the words of Madeline Kahn- "If it's Wednesday, it's wacing (unless it’s Thanksgiving Eve).
Ciao for nao
j
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