Chimichaunga Cheesy Burrito!!
We heard there are sheep in Montana!
-Brian S.
I believe Brian was explaining the reason for one of our many, ill-advised road trips. The officer was very understanding, and once he had relieved us of our beverages, allowed us to continue our quest. I think we made it as far as 688, which seemed to be where we ended up most of the time. That one is Quote #27. Not profound, but it certainly does have a story.
What’s goin’ on? Another beautiful evening in the friendly confines, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing. Crab Racing USA for the kids this week. All fifty states, represented bicamerally. Middlin’ crowd. Mostly regulars Jim & Brenda, a couple of Fokkers. Facial Shot had a newbie in it’s ranks and Dave was at the bar. The yet to be formed GARHR was at the far window table and a few more scattered here and there. Middlin’ crowd. Steve at the tiller, Rick behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor, and me? I never get tired of-
Crab Racing USA
Trivia Answers:
1) Allen Brady- Armour Potted Meat
2) Elephant- Armour Potted Meat
3) Nine to nothing- Armour Potted Meat
4) Margot Kidder- Letter Opener
5) Peter Lawford- Armour Potted Meat
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Melissa- #8 Lawman’s Lady
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #70 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In The Insurance (SSLMFAFMG,SISHITHACITI)- Jim- Leg Wallet
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #66 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium (WHITA,SITA)- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)- Chip Clip
3) Winner- #49 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Pen
4) Winner- #9 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Multiclip
5) Winner- #7 This Chocolate Pudding, TASTES LIKE SHAT!!!- FSR- Koozie
6) Winner- #8 Lawman’s Lady- FSR- Love Leash
7) Winner- #81 Right Right Right Right Right- FSR- Pen
8) Winner- #10 Vaginaterian- Dave- Pen
Halftime:
122-116
Second Half:
9) Winner- #33 The Shocker (you know the drill)- FSR- Pen
Halftime Entries:
We were joined by a new team- Golden Age Retirement Home Racing (GARHR). They had three Crabs in and won race 15 (Of course they have to run in three consecutive races before the league office sends their credentials).
10) Winner- #?? I Need A New Name- Brenda- Key Chain
11) Winner- #80 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell (MPWTTBAAIGWTS)- CSR- Mighty Handy Multi Tool
12) Winner- #75 Yoda, Jedi Lickmaster- CSR- Pen
13) Winner- #61 Facks Like A Champ- FSR- Love Leash
14) Winner- #95 I’m Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Thick- FF- Pen
15) Winner- #41 Captain Paulie- Golden Age Retirement Home Racing (GARHR)- Pen
16) Winner- #84 Slippery When Wet (SWW)- FSR (The Newbie Makes It In)- A Shrubbery
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #70 SSLMFAFMG,SISHITHACITI- Jim
2) Winner- #66 WHITASITA- CSR
3) Winner- #80 MPWTTBAAIGWTS- CSR
4) Winner- #84 SWW- FSR
Finals
Time:
Minus eight
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #70 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In The Insurance- Jim
Third Place- T-Shirt- #80 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Second Place- $20- #66 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
First Place- $30- #84 Slippery When Wet- FSR
So the new guy slides in to first place. CSR grabs a twenty and a tee. We were on track for a minus thirteen until the finals, and then they sat! Number 84 came out of the last race to win, that hasn’t happened since I started keeping track in August. Not much else to be said.
No races on the 17th, we will race on the 24th. Hope to see you then.
In the words of Madeline Kahn- "If it's Wednesday, it's wacing”.
Ciao for nao
j
We heard there are sheep in Montana!
-Brian S.
I believe Brian was explaining the reason for one of our many, ill-advised road trips. The officer was very understanding, and once he had relieved us of our beverages, allowed us to continue our quest. I think we made it as far as 688, which seemed to be where we ended up most of the time. That one is Quote #27. Not profound, but it certainly does have a story.
What’s goin’ on? Another beautiful evening in the friendly confines, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing. Crab Racing USA for the kids this week. All fifty states, represented bicamerally. Middlin’ crowd. Mostly regulars Jim & Brenda, a couple of Fokkers. Facial Shot had a newbie in it’s ranks and Dave was at the bar. The yet to be formed GARHR was at the far window table and a few more scattered here and there. Middlin’ crowd. Steve at the tiller, Rick behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor, and me? I never get tired of-
Crab Racing USA
Trivia Answers:
1) Allen Brady- Armour Potted Meat
2) Elephant- Armour Potted Meat
3) Nine to nothing- Armour Potted Meat
4) Margot Kidder- Letter Opener
5) Peter Lawford- Armour Potted Meat
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Melissa- #8 Lawman’s Lady
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #70 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In The Insurance (SSLMFAFMG,SISHITHACITI)- Jim- Leg Wallet
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #66 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium (WHITA,SITA)- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)- Chip Clip
3) Winner- #49 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Pen
4) Winner- #9 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Multiclip
5) Winner- #7 This Chocolate Pudding, TASTES LIKE SHAT!!!- FSR- Koozie
6) Winner- #8 Lawman’s Lady- FSR- Love Leash
7) Winner- #81 Right Right Right Right Right- FSR- Pen
8) Winner- #10 Vaginaterian- Dave- Pen
Halftime:
122-116
Second Half:
9) Winner- #33 The Shocker (you know the drill)- FSR- Pen
Halftime Entries:
We were joined by a new team- Golden Age Retirement Home Racing (GARHR). They had three Crabs in and won race 15 (Of course they have to run in three consecutive races before the league office sends their credentials).
10) Winner- #?? I Need A New Name- Brenda- Key Chain
11) Winner- #80 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell (MPWTTBAAIGWTS)- CSR- Mighty Handy Multi Tool
12) Winner- #75 Yoda, Jedi Lickmaster- CSR- Pen
13) Winner- #61 Facks Like A Champ- FSR- Love Leash
14) Winner- #95 I’m Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Thick- FF- Pen
15) Winner- #41 Captain Paulie- Golden Age Retirement Home Racing (GARHR)- Pen
16) Winner- #84 Slippery When Wet (SWW)- FSR (The Newbie Makes It In)- A Shrubbery
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #70 SSLMFAFMG,SISHITHACITI- Jim
2) Winner- #66 WHITASITA- CSR
3) Winner- #80 MPWTTBAAIGWTS- CSR
4) Winner- #84 SWW- FSR
Finals
Time:
Minus eight
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #70 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In The Insurance- Jim
Third Place- T-Shirt- #80 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Second Place- $20- #66 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
First Place- $30- #84 Slippery When Wet- FSR
So the new guy slides in to first place. CSR grabs a twenty and a tee. We were on track for a minus thirteen until the finals, and then they sat! Number 84 came out of the last race to win, that hasn’t happened since I started keeping track in August. Not much else to be said.
No races on the 17th, we will race on the 24th. Hope to see you then.
In the words of Madeline Kahn- "If it's Wednesday, it's wacing”.
Ciao for nao
j
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