Hoy Hoy!! Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos!
And now we find ourselves in the rubble and debris that is left in the wake of Crab Racing. Crappy notes and 7th grade sentence structure once again combine to give us- This week’s CrabLine!!!
But first, you’ve got to see this (let it load. I’ll wait…….).
I guess that makes everything up, from here on. I like setting the bar low, early and often.
Thanx for filling in on the 7th. The picture in the Chronicle was great, but the color version online looked incredible. A very magic night of Racing indeed. The TV thing showed this past Thursday. Very nicely done. I’ll keep you posted when it comes up on the web.
Good lookin’ crowd, quite a few new people. Jim and Brenda on the row across the way. Maria and the woman who named Maria’s Crab (see race 5) next to them. Four Newbies- Jeff, Gina, Annie, and Joe. WHITASITA completes Race Row. Facial Shot over in the corner at the Loud Table. A couple in the Window Tables and a couple more at the bar in the Skyboxes. Steve leading the way. Rob behind the Bar. Rhonda on the floor (SERVING US ALL!!!), I can’t believe I don’t recall who was in the kitchen. Oh well. Me? I’m the middle aged guy in the Hawaiian shirt (but then again, aren’t we all?), standing in awe at the glory of-
Crab Racing USA
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Grape Nehi- Cap
2) Charles Atlas- Potted Meat
3) Scarface- Lilac Votives
4) Archer- Potted Meat
5) Frank Robinson- Kilimanjaro
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Gina (#64 Hoarse Cox Sandwich)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #69 Crazy Bitch- Annie- Love Leash
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #9 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYIN B*TCH!!!- Folksie’s Fokkers (FF)- Crackers
3) Winner- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff- Pen
4) Winner- #40 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- FF- Keychain
5) Winner- #8 Free Pussy (much to Maria’s surprise)- Maria- Butterfinger
6) Winner- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Potted Meat
7) Winner- #28 What Happens In The Aquarium STAYS IN THE AQUARIUM!!! (WHITASITA)- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR) - Screen Sweeper
8) Winner- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim- Potted Meat
Halftime:
120-118
Second Half:
9) Winner- #Super Folksie- RECIEVES NO PRIZE!!!
Halftime Entries:
There could have been some
10) Winner- #22 Nelia’s Back On The Market. Who Wants First Jab?- FF- Potted Meat
11) Winner- #88 Long Shot- Joe- Keychain
12) Winner- #00 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Love Leash
13) Winner- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- FSR- Reese’s Cups
14) Winner- #7 Hi, My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round?- CSR Reese’s Cups
15) Winner- #83 Auggie- Brenda- Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg
16) Winner- #64 Hoarse Cox Sandwich- Gina
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff
4) Winner- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff
Third Place- T-Shirt- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Second Place- $20- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim
Time:
Minus three
Well there it is, just in time for this week’s race. I can’t recall the last time Jim won. Obviously he doesn’t win often enough. Nice crowd tonite, good to see some Newbies. It would be even better to see some of the old regulars join them and give us a sellout.
I’m going to get a copy of the movie to Sonny to send up to the Elkhart Krewe. They can do what they’d like with it (it makes a great drink coaster).
The ball game is coming back on so I’m going to post this one and retire to the couch. See you on Wednesday.
Ciao for nao
j
And now we find ourselves in the rubble and debris that is left in the wake of Crab Racing. Crappy notes and 7th grade sentence structure once again combine to give us- This week’s CrabLine!!!
But first, you’ve got to see this (let it load. I’ll wait…….).
I guess that makes everything up, from here on. I like setting the bar low, early and often.
Thanx for filling in on the 7th. The picture in the Chronicle was great, but the color version online looked incredible. A very magic night of Racing indeed. The TV thing showed this past Thursday. Very nicely done. I’ll keep you posted when it comes up on the web.
Good lookin’ crowd, quite a few new people. Jim and Brenda on the row across the way. Maria and the woman who named Maria’s Crab (see race 5) next to them. Four Newbies- Jeff, Gina, Annie, and Joe. WHITASITA completes Race Row. Facial Shot over in the corner at the Loud Table. A couple in the Window Tables and a couple more at the bar in the Skyboxes. Steve leading the way. Rob behind the Bar. Rhonda on the floor (SERVING US ALL!!!), I can’t believe I don’t recall who was in the kitchen. Oh well. Me? I’m the middle aged guy in the Hawaiian shirt (but then again, aren’t we all?), standing in awe at the glory of-
Crab Racing USA
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Grape Nehi- Cap
2) Charles Atlas- Potted Meat
3) Scarface- Lilac Votives
4) Archer- Potted Meat
5) Frank Robinson- Kilimanjaro
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Gina (#64 Hoarse Cox Sandwich)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #69 Crazy Bitch- Annie- Love Leash
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #9 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYIN B*TCH!!!- Folksie’s Fokkers (FF)- Crackers
3) Winner- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff- Pen
4) Winner- #40 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- FF- Keychain
5) Winner- #8 Free Pussy (much to Maria’s surprise)- Maria- Butterfinger
6) Winner- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Potted Meat
7) Winner- #28 What Happens In The Aquarium STAYS IN THE AQUARIUM!!! (WHITASITA)- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR) - Screen Sweeper
8) Winner- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim- Potted Meat
Halftime:
120-118
Second Half:
9) Winner- #Super Folksie- RECIEVES NO PRIZE!!!
Halftime Entries:
There could have been some
10) Winner- #22 Nelia’s Back On The Market. Who Wants First Jab?- FF- Potted Meat
11) Winner- #88 Long Shot- Joe- Keychain
12) Winner- #00 Dammit Jim- Brenda- Love Leash
13) Winner- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- FSR- Reese’s Cups
14) Winner- #7 Hi, My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round?- CSR Reese’s Cups
15) Winner- #83 Auggie- Brenda- Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg
16) Winner- #64 Hoarse Cox Sandwich- Gina
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff
4) Winner- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #74 Dick Draggin’ In The Sand- Jeff
Third Place- T-Shirt- #45 LICK MY NATS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Second Place- $20- #26 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30- #76 Just Don’t Give A Damn- Jim
Time:
Minus three
Well there it is, just in time for this week’s race. I can’t recall the last time Jim won. Obviously he doesn’t win often enough. Nice crowd tonite, good to see some Newbies. It would be even better to see some of the old regulars join them and give us a sellout.
I’m going to get a copy of the movie to Sonny to send up to the Elkhart Krewe. They can do what they’d like with it (it makes a great drink coaster).
The ball game is coming back on so I’m going to post this one and retire to the couch. See you on Wednesday.
Ciao for nao
j
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