Hoy Hoy!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. The grounds are undergoing their annual spring blitz in preparation for Cinco de Martha. I believe we’re pushing record attendance this year. We’ll be making our annual trek to Marty’s as well. Looooovvve that Madagascar sauce. Unfortunately, Marty’s is on the opposite side of the county in relation to you guys playing the Gaston Gardens, the Palace Hotel Ballroom of Delaware County. I’ve traveled with this crew before and I’m thinkin’ they’ll get as far as Folkie’s and call it good. Nice people, not much ambition though.
Another Natural Sellout. Good looking crowd as well. Twisted Fister made a major showing in people and Crabs, occupying the Big Window Table. Facial Shot Lite in the Field Level Boxes to my left. The Original Sarah and Darnell anchoring a group at the west end of the bar. Kevin and Tammy in the Skyboxes (by the end of the evening everybody was rooting for Tammy!). Homer and Bart to Sonny’s right. The beautiful Anna and the equally beautiful Jay next to them. Leslie, Kelly, and a couple more guys completed Race Row. Steve on the bridge, Lori behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor (serving us all), and I’m the guy in the corner astounded at the Incredible technical achievement of-
Crabs In Space
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Oslo- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup (RPBC)
2) Aphrodite- Potted Meat (PM)
3) The Mayflower- Energy Drink
4) Polo- PM
5) Ostrich- RPBC
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Kelly (#1 Lucy Liu)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1)Winner- #60 Carl- Bart- Stretchy Love Leash
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing (TFR)- Letter Opener
3) Winner- #10 No Show Stanley- Rick- Crestor Pen
4) Winner- #28 Long Shot- TFR- RPBC
5) Winner- #50 Return Of The Browneye- TFR-Screen Sweep
6) Winner- #5 LICK MY NUTS!!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Love Leash
7) Winner- - #64 Blues Eyes- Anna- Coffee Mug
8) Winner- Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie- Energy Drink
Halftime:
Second Half:
9) Winner- #40 R2-KY- TFR- Take Five
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- (Mandatory Sing-along)#49 Kevin Crotchlicker- Tammy- Hiliter
11) Winner- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- TFR- Pizza Hut Key Chain
12) Winner- #1 Lucy Liu- Kelly- Take Five
13) Winner- #8 Farooville (I’ll take a corrected spelling on this one, if you’ve got it)- TFR- Tricor Pen
14) Winner- #9 Crabby- John- Miller Lite Key Chain
15) Winner- #85 You’ve Got The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Jay- Screen Sweeper
16) Winner- #26 Smooge- Mike- Total Consciousness
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #60 Carl- Bart
2) Winner- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing
3) Winner- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- Twisted Fister Racing
4) Winner- #Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (Plus a copy of “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”)- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- Twisted Fister Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #60 Carl- Bart
Second Place- $20- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing
First Place- $30- #Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie
Time:
Minus four
Great Racing. Junior Super Folkie crushed them in the finals, so there may be a new House Crab in the near future. TFR made another strong showing. Three in the first half and three more in the second, as well as half the Semi-Finals. Second week in a row on the podium. Plus a thousand Bonus Points for theme-based names.
Hope you can drop in on CdM before your gig Saturday. Like I said, the grounds officially open at 4:00 PM, but we’ll be around all day, sipping Mint Julips.
I guess that’s about it, I’ll leave you with one more Django.
I’ll catch you later, and in the words of Madeline Kahn- “If it’s Wednesday, it’s wacing.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. The grounds are undergoing their annual spring blitz in preparation for Cinco de Martha. I believe we’re pushing record attendance this year. We’ll be making our annual trek to Marty’s as well. Looooovvve that Madagascar sauce. Unfortunately, Marty’s is on the opposite side of the county in relation to you guys playing the Gaston Gardens, the Palace Hotel Ballroom of Delaware County. I’ve traveled with this crew before and I’m thinkin’ they’ll get as far as Folkie’s and call it good. Nice people, not much ambition though.
Another Natural Sellout. Good looking crowd as well. Twisted Fister made a major showing in people and Crabs, occupying the Big Window Table. Facial Shot Lite in the Field Level Boxes to my left. The Original Sarah and Darnell anchoring a group at the west end of the bar. Kevin and Tammy in the Skyboxes (by the end of the evening everybody was rooting for Tammy!). Homer and Bart to Sonny’s right. The beautiful Anna and the equally beautiful Jay next to them. Leslie, Kelly, and a couple more guys completed Race Row. Steve on the bridge, Lori behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor (serving us all), and I’m the guy in the corner astounded at the Incredible technical achievement of-
Crabs In Space
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Oslo- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup (RPBC)
2) Aphrodite- Potted Meat (PM)
3) The Mayflower- Energy Drink
4) Polo- PM
5) Ostrich- RPBC
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Kelly (#1 Lucy Liu)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1)Winner- #60 Carl- Bart- Stretchy Love Leash
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing (TFR)- Letter Opener
3) Winner- #10 No Show Stanley- Rick- Crestor Pen
4) Winner- #28 Long Shot- TFR- RPBC
5) Winner- #50 Return Of The Browneye- TFR-Screen Sweep
6) Winner- #5 LICK MY NUTS!!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Love Leash
7) Winner- - #64 Blues Eyes- Anna- Coffee Mug
8) Winner- Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie- Energy Drink
Halftime:
Second Half:
9) Winner- #40 R2-KY- TFR- Take Five
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- (Mandatory Sing-along)#49 Kevin Crotchlicker- Tammy- Hiliter
11) Winner- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- TFR- Pizza Hut Key Chain
12) Winner- #1 Lucy Liu- Kelly- Take Five
13) Winner- #8 Farooville (I’ll take a corrected spelling on this one, if you’ve got it)- TFR- Tricor Pen
14) Winner- #9 Crabby- John- Miller Lite Key Chain
15) Winner- #85 You’ve Got The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Jay- Screen Sweeper
16) Winner- #26 Smooge- Mike- Total Consciousness
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #60 Carl- Bart
2) Winner- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing
3) Winner- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- Twisted Fister Racing
4) Winner- #Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (Plus a copy of “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”)- #74 Princess Come On I Wanna Lay Ya- Twisted Fister Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #60 Carl- Bart
Second Place- $20- #6 Vaginal Space Invaders- Twisted Fister Racing
First Place- $30- #Junior Super Folkie A Little Less U And A Lot More Me- Leslie
Time:
Minus four
Great Racing. Junior Super Folkie crushed them in the finals, so there may be a new House Crab in the near future. TFR made another strong showing. Three in the first half and three more in the second, as well as half the Semi-Finals. Second week in a row on the podium. Plus a thousand Bonus Points for theme-based names.
Hope you can drop in on CdM before your gig Saturday. Like I said, the grounds officially open at 4:00 PM, but we’ll be around all day, sipping Mint Julips.
I guess that’s about it, I’ll leave you with one more Django.
I’ll catch you later, and in the words of Madeline Kahn- “If it’s Wednesday, it’s wacing.
Ciao for nao
j
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