Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito,
Another Wednesday night and once again we find you in Massachusetts. Be careful that you don’t let them film you playing, they’ll try to steal your licks. In the words of Yoda- “cheaters they are”.
A good looking crowd tonite. At least four birthdays in the house. Miranda and Josh were here celebrating Miranda’s birthday. They’ve got a three month old now and can’t make it out as often as they used to. Kids will do that to you. It was wonderful to see them. KellyK was in with a group from the hospital. They were celebrating Sheila’s birthday. I believe that this particular group, or one like it, were in the first CrabLine in August of last year with Mike (#67 Mister Always Right) winning First Place. The always fabulous Leslie had a bunch along Race Row, including our Flagholder Becca (#5 Flash), who in fact was there for her twenty-first birthday. Sheila and Mike rounded out the board to Sonny’s right.
Becky was occupying the Whitasita seat and she was celebrating her birthday as well. All I could get out of her was that she was over twenty-one. Ashley had a good looking group in the Skyboxes and there were a few more scattered around the joint. Two shy of a sellout, but that squared itself at halftime. Rick returns to the bar. Nelia in the kitchen. Rhonda on the floor and Steve working his magic. With all that going for us, it was a perfect night for-
Space Crab Racing-
PreRace:
(courtesy of the Original Sarah)
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And finally, this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Van Pelt- Potted Meat (PM)
2) Lady Godiva- PM
3) The Flintstones- PM
4) Solitaire- PM
5) Q- PM
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Becca- #5 Flash
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #84 Sheira- Angie-
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #31 Tiny Tallywhacker- Michael- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
3) Winner- #5 Flash- Becca- Cracker Jack (CJ)
4) Winner- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh- Flashlight
5) Winner- #16 OOOOOOhhh Daddy- Sheila- T-Shirt
6) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike- Jolly Ranchers (Same Race, Same Crab, Same Prize as last week)
7) Winner- #77 Gary Owen- Gary- T-Shirt
8) Winner- #90 Dorkazoid- Carla- Dark Crunch Stix (DCS)
Halftime:
Some of this.
115-116
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda- Vienna Sausages (LW)
Halftime Entries:
#11- I Will Lick You Good- Lavonna(?)
#51 I’m Throwin’ A Party Between My Legs. Wanna Come?- Cammie(?)
10) Winner- #67 Mr Always Right- Mike
11) Winner- #29 Lemme Wix (wtf)- Maggie- CJ
12) Winner- #57 Lesumoreme- Leslie- Koozie
13) Winner- #85 Grant- Another Sarah- LL
14) Winner- #96 Kiss My Ass Goodbye- Sheila- DCS
The Wave
15) Winner- #64 You Want A Blow Job? I’LL BET YOU DO!!!- Folkies Fokkers (FF)
16) Winner- #44 Oh Yes Mike! Yes!- Sheryl- Koozie
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda
2) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike
3) Winner- #5 Flash- Becca
4) Winner- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- 8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike (same as last week, kinda like Groundhog Day)
Third Place- T-shirt- #5 Flash- Becca
Second Place- $20- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh
First Place- $48- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda
Time:
Minus Three
All the winners save one (a Fokker in Race #15) were Independent entries. In fact, I believe outside of the Fokkers, the only other team represented was AAAG. And they’re not so much a team, as a loose affiliation of enthusiasts. Speaking of AAAG. The good doctors had 18 bucks left after Lasagna Day last Tuesday, so they kicked that in for a First Place Bonus.
Several Sheryls. Multiple Mikes. A couple of Sheilas. A Becca and a Becky. And four birthdays to boot! Quite a night at the old Crab Races.
Going to be at Puerto Dos Gatos this weekend. The weather looks like we might sneak in a couple of perfect days. I imagine you won’t be back from MA., so I’ll soak in your share as well. See you when you get back.
Ciao for nao
j
Another Wednesday night and once again we find you in Massachusetts. Be careful that you don’t let them film you playing, they’ll try to steal your licks. In the words of Yoda- “cheaters they are”.
A good looking crowd tonite. At least four birthdays in the house. Miranda and Josh were here celebrating Miranda’s birthday. They’ve got a three month old now and can’t make it out as often as they used to. Kids will do that to you. It was wonderful to see them. KellyK was in with a group from the hospital. They were celebrating Sheila’s birthday. I believe that this particular group, or one like it, were in the first CrabLine in August of last year with Mike (#67 Mister Always Right) winning First Place. The always fabulous Leslie had a bunch along Race Row, including our Flagholder Becca (#5 Flash), who in fact was there for her twenty-first birthday. Sheila and Mike rounded out the board to Sonny’s right.
Becky was occupying the Whitasita seat and she was celebrating her birthday as well. All I could get out of her was that she was over twenty-one. Ashley had a good looking group in the Skyboxes and there were a few more scattered around the joint. Two shy of a sellout, but that squared itself at halftime. Rick returns to the bar. Nelia in the kitchen. Rhonda on the floor and Steve working his magic. With all that going for us, it was a perfect night for-
Space Crab Racing-
PreRace:
(courtesy of the Original Sarah)
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And finally, this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Van Pelt- Potted Meat (PM)
2) Lady Godiva- PM
3) The Flintstones- PM
4) Solitaire- PM
5) Q- PM
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Becca- #5 Flash
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #84 Sheira- Angie-
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #31 Tiny Tallywhacker- Michael- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
3) Winner- #5 Flash- Becca- Cracker Jack (CJ)
4) Winner- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh- Flashlight
5) Winner- #16 OOOOOOhhh Daddy- Sheila- T-Shirt
6) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike- Jolly Ranchers (Same Race, Same Crab, Same Prize as last week)
7) Winner- #77 Gary Owen- Gary- T-Shirt
8) Winner- #90 Dorkazoid- Carla- Dark Crunch Stix (DCS)
Halftime:
Some of this.
115-116
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda- Vienna Sausages (LW)
Halftime Entries:
#11- I Will Lick You Good- Lavonna(?)
#51 I’m Throwin’ A Party Between My Legs. Wanna Come?- Cammie(?)
10) Winner- #67 Mr Always Right- Mike
11) Winner- #29 Lemme Wix (wtf)- Maggie- CJ
12) Winner- #57 Lesumoreme- Leslie- Koozie
13) Winner- #85 Grant- Another Sarah- LL
14) Winner- #96 Kiss My Ass Goodbye- Sheila- DCS
The Wave
15) Winner- #64 You Want A Blow Job? I’LL BET YOU DO!!!- Folkies Fokkers (FF)
16) Winner- #44 Oh Yes Mike! Yes!- Sheryl- Koozie
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda
2) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike
3) Winner- #5 Flash- Becca
4) Winner- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- 8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike (same as last week, kinda like Groundhog Day)
Third Place- T-shirt- #5 Flash- Becca
Second Place- $20- #49 Too Pumped Chump?- Josh
First Place- $48- #70 I Came To Get Crabs On My Birthday- Miranda
Time:
Minus Three
All the winners save one (a Fokker in Race #15) were Independent entries. In fact, I believe outside of the Fokkers, the only other team represented was AAAG. And they’re not so much a team, as a loose affiliation of enthusiasts. Speaking of AAAG. The good doctors had 18 bucks left after Lasagna Day last Tuesday, so they kicked that in for a First Place Bonus.
Several Sheryls. Multiple Mikes. A couple of Sheilas. A Becca and a Becky. And four birthdays to boot! Quite a night at the old Crab Races.
Going to be at Puerto Dos Gatos this weekend. The weather looks like we might sneak in a couple of perfect days. I imagine you won’t be back from MA., so I’ll soak in your share as well. See you when you get back.
Ciao for nao
j
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