Hoy Hoy,
Greetings from the compound. Tell Mark he’s off the hook for now, as a technical issue has confounded my efforts to extract the video of what has to be one of the top seven covers of “King Of The Road” I have ever seen. Heartrending. (the same technical issue is keeping me from putting up “the Wave” that we shot tonite).
Great crowd tonite. Very Big. Very loud. After last time’s run of Independent Racers, the teams made a return, with pretty fair results. Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing had the left field line as well as the third base boxes. The Facial Shotters had another nice turnout in the left field bleachers. Ashley seemed to be in charge of a team in search of a name in the first base boxes, extending right up to race row. Counterclockwise around the table from there, it was Mike and Sheila in their usual places, a couple more TBSers, and a couple of Virgins, Mike and Aletha (she’s tall), finishing off the row. The Skyboxes were full as well, lots of new people.
Steve doing the cinematography. Ricky Four Inch behind the bar. Nelia in the kitchen. Rhonda on the floor. Despite what you’ve heard, tonite it’s (sorry Leslie)-
Beers Of The World Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Twiggy- Potted Meat (PM)
2) Benz- PM
3) Plastics- Vienna Sausages (LW)
4) WJM- PM
5) France- PM
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Aletha- Neenee?
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)- Keychain
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #75 Mother’s Cont- TBS- A Penguin
3) Winner- #?? Botox- Sandy- Jagermeister Tank Top (JWB)
4) Winner- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David- Golf Balls
5) Winner- #90 Facks Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Koozie
6) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB) (This Crab has won this race three weeks in a row)
7) Winner- #48 I’m The Real Bartender’s Wife- Dawn- Pen
8) Winner- #2 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- Folkie’s Fookers- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
Halftime:
Some of this.
110-109
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #?? Lazy Larry- Jeremy- PM
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Baby!
10) Winner- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla- Another Penguin
11) Winner- #64 Mizzzz- Mike- Pen
The Wave
12) Winner- #71 Cabbage- Chuck- LL
13) Winner- #46 Muff Diver- Ashley- JWB
14) Winner- #5 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- FSR- Pen
15) Winner- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- FSR- Pen
16) Winner- #15 Crazy Fokker- FF-
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
2) Winner- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla
3) Winner- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (as well as a copy of the feature length film- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”)- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David
Third Place- T-shirt- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
Second Place- $20- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla
Time:
Minus one
Third week in a row the Eight Crab waits five races and then wins the sixth. It appears the fix is in. Teams made a comeback with Fabulous Leslie getting third for the TBS Team, Buddha putting FSR in second, and Kayla getting first. Kayla was a TBSer as well (although you’d never get her to admit it).
Possible Train Crab Racing on the Seventeenth and a special Halloween Show with costume contest on the Thirty-first. You may have to make an appearance that week.
Hope you can join us for 1812 Sunday morning. Capital K is driving in from West LA and Judge Catherine is coming up from Indy. Doug and Rhonda are going to join us as well, so it looks like a crowd.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from the compound. Tell Mark he’s off the hook for now, as a technical issue has confounded my efforts to extract the video of what has to be one of the top seven covers of “King Of The Road” I have ever seen. Heartrending. (the same technical issue is keeping me from putting up “the Wave” that we shot tonite).
Great crowd tonite. Very Big. Very loud. After last time’s run of Independent Racers, the teams made a return, with pretty fair results. Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing had the left field line as well as the third base boxes. The Facial Shotters had another nice turnout in the left field bleachers. Ashley seemed to be in charge of a team in search of a name in the first base boxes, extending right up to race row. Counterclockwise around the table from there, it was Mike and Sheila in their usual places, a couple more TBSers, and a couple of Virgins, Mike and Aletha (she’s tall), finishing off the row. The Skyboxes were full as well, lots of new people.
Steve doing the cinematography. Ricky Four Inch behind the bar. Nelia in the kitchen. Rhonda on the floor. Despite what you’ve heard, tonite it’s (sorry Leslie)-
Beers Of The World Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Twiggy- Potted Meat (PM)
2) Benz- PM
3) Plastics- Vienna Sausages (LW)
4) WJM- PM
5) France- PM
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Aletha- Neenee?
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)- Keychain
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #75 Mother’s Cont- TBS- A Penguin
3) Winner- #?? Botox- Sandy- Jagermeister Tank Top (JWB)
4) Winner- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David- Golf Balls
5) Winner- #90 Facks Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Koozie
6) Winner- #8 Wilma Fingerdieux- Mike- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB) (This Crab has won this race three weeks in a row)
7) Winner- #48 I’m The Real Bartender’s Wife- Dawn- Pen
8) Winner- #2 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- Folkie’s Fookers- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
Halftime:
Some of this.
110-109
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #?? Lazy Larry- Jeremy- PM
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Baby!
10) Winner- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla- Another Penguin
11) Winner- #64 Mizzzz- Mike- Pen
The Wave
12) Winner- #71 Cabbage- Chuck- LL
13) Winner- #46 Muff Diver- Ashley- JWB
14) Winner- #5 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- FSR- Pen
15) Winner- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- FSR- Pen
16) Winner- #15 Crazy Fokker- FF-
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
2) Winner- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla
3) Winner- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (as well as a copy of the feature length film- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”)- #29 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy- David
Third Place- T-shirt- #31 Jeremy’s Wiener Is Huge! In JapanL- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
Second Place- $20- #85 LICK MY NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30- #37 Holy Shit, It Winked At Me!- Kayla
Time:
Minus one
Third week in a row the Eight Crab waits five races and then wins the sixth. It appears the fix is in. Teams made a comeback with Fabulous Leslie getting third for the TBS Team, Buddha putting FSR in second, and Kayla getting first. Kayla was a TBSer as well (although you’d never get her to admit it).
Possible Train Crab Racing on the Seventeenth and a special Halloween Show with costume contest on the Thirty-first. You may have to make an appearance that week.
Hope you can join us for 1812 Sunday morning. Capital K is driving in from West LA and Judge Catherine is coming up from Indy. Doug and Rhonda are going to join us as well, so it looks like a crowd.
Ciao for nao
j
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