Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Welcome back to Mayberry. We’ll get you acclimated as fast as we can. If you want to sit on your front porch and pretend you’re fishing, I’m sure the neighbors would understand.
Well, once again I’ve let two weeks pass without getting this in print. Not only is that rude, but what is written and what actually happened drift further apart. I jotted some stuff down and I’ll see if I can piece it together. The Goondock Saints Racing Team were in their usual position on the East Side of the Board. They had a good sized group which bordered on being a mob. Mike and Sheila were next to them on the counterclockwise side. Then the Banjo Stringers had a Mini Banjo (sometimes referred to as a banjo-ukulele) Team to complete the West Side of the Row. A group calling themselves the Three Effs Racing Team were at the Midfield Table with the Original LD. I’m not sure, but they may have been some derivative of Team Three Ball from last week. Some spectators at the window table. Cap’n Kirk (Age: Already Fifty) and Captain Tony were holding down the West End of the Bar and The Original Sarah was the best of an enthusiastic bunch in the Skyboxes.
Steve Schrader is your Crab Racing Host. Ricky The Amazing Four Inch Man is behind the Bar. Nelia’s in the Kitchen and Rhonda’s on the floor (SERVING US ALL!). All I’d like to know is, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME-
Football Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Orion (thrown out. do over). Buzz Aldrin- Love Leash (LL)
2) Dean Martin- A Bottle Of Some Sort (ABOSS)
3) Ronald Reagan- Shirt
4) Honolulu- LL
5) Hawaii- Potted Meat (PM)
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Whitney- #29 Major League Pimpin’
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Keychain (KC)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon- Kevin-
3) Winner- #22 Two In The Etc…- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)- LL
4) Winner- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)- Ice Scraper (IS)
5) Winner- #93 Marquis de Sade- GSR
6) Winner- #89 You want A Blow Job? I’ll Bet You Do- Folkie’s Fockers- KC
7) Winner- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- GSR- KC
8) Winner- #33 Lucky- Ryan- Pen (PEN)
Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #47 Phillipenis- Jan Jan- KC
Halftime Entries:
Yep
10) Winner- #28 Mister Hanky The Christmas Pooh?- Magee- KC
11) Winner- #0 Facker? No You Facker, You Brought Her- GSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #3 Speed Racer- GSR- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB)
13) Winner- #46 Sphincter Blast- Michael- KC
14) Winner- #29 Major League Pimpin’- GSR- KC
15) Winner- #37 Lightning Loser- Tony- KC
16) Winner- #99 Nightmare On Branson Street- Jean- Majic Jar Opener (MIGHTY GRIP)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Michael
2) Winner- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon Too- Kevin
3) Winner- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon Too- Kevin
Third Place- T-Shirt- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Michael
Second Place- $20- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
First Place- $30- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- Goondock Saints Racing
Time:
Minus One
Once again a spectacular evening of Racing. Mike put up a Third. Leslie waltzes in and takes Second. And it wouldn’t be Crab Racing without a Goondocker on the Podium.
Crab Racing USA Christmas Spectacular on the 12th. It will also be the Official start of the Winter Season with the return of the Chainsaw Sisters Racing Team. Another year goes by. Also, the first Race of the month means that Fourth Place gets a copy of the movie. Talk about bang for your entertainment buck. Marion hasn’t seen anything like this since they closed the R Club! See you there!
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Welcome back to Mayberry. We’ll get you acclimated as fast as we can. If you want to sit on your front porch and pretend you’re fishing, I’m sure the neighbors would understand.
Well, once again I’ve let two weeks pass without getting this in print. Not only is that rude, but what is written and what actually happened drift further apart. I jotted some stuff down and I’ll see if I can piece it together. The Goondock Saints Racing Team were in their usual position on the East Side of the Board. They had a good sized group which bordered on being a mob. Mike and Sheila were next to them on the counterclockwise side. Then the Banjo Stringers had a Mini Banjo (sometimes referred to as a banjo-ukulele) Team to complete the West Side of the Row. A group calling themselves the Three Effs Racing Team were at the Midfield Table with the Original LD. I’m not sure, but they may have been some derivative of Team Three Ball from last week. Some spectators at the window table. Cap’n Kirk (Age: Already Fifty) and Captain Tony were holding down the West End of the Bar and The Original Sarah was the best of an enthusiastic bunch in the Skyboxes.
Steve Schrader is your Crab Racing Host. Ricky The Amazing Four Inch Man is behind the Bar. Nelia’s in the Kitchen and Rhonda’s on the floor (SERVING US ALL!). All I’d like to know is, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME-
Football Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Orion (thrown out. do over). Buzz Aldrin- Love Leash (LL)
2) Dean Martin- A Bottle Of Some Sort (ABOSS)
3) Ronald Reagan- Shirt
4) Honolulu- LL
5) Hawaii- Potted Meat (PM)
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Whitney- #29 Major League Pimpin’
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Keychain (KC)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon- Kevin-
3) Winner- #22 Two In The Etc…- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)- LL
4) Winner- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)- Ice Scraper (IS)
5) Winner- #93 Marquis de Sade- GSR
6) Winner- #89 You want A Blow Job? I’ll Bet You Do- Folkie’s Fockers- KC
7) Winner- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- GSR- KC
8) Winner- #33 Lucky- Ryan- Pen (PEN)
Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #47 Phillipenis- Jan Jan- KC
Halftime Entries:
Yep
10) Winner- #28 Mister Hanky The Christmas Pooh?- Magee- KC
11) Winner- #0 Facker? No You Facker, You Brought Her- GSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #3 Speed Racer- GSR- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB)
13) Winner- #46 Sphincter Blast- Michael- KC
14) Winner- #29 Major League Pimpin’- GSR- KC
15) Winner- #37 Lightning Loser- Tony- KC
16) Winner- #99 Nightmare On Branson Street- Jean- Majic Jar Opener (MIGHTY GRIP)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Michael
2) Winner- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon Too- Kevin
3) Winner- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #52 Jay Jackson Will Be Fifty Soon Too- Kevin
Third Place- T-Shirt- #69 Wilma Fingerdieux- Michael
Second Place- $20- #85 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing
First Place- $30- #12 I’m Not A Lesbian, I’m A Vagiterian- Goondock Saints Racing
Time:
Minus One
Once again a spectacular evening of Racing. Mike put up a Third. Leslie waltzes in and takes Second. And it wouldn’t be Crab Racing without a Goondocker on the Podium.
Crab Racing USA Christmas Spectacular on the 12th. It will also be the Official start of the Winter Season with the return of the Chainsaw Sisters Racing Team. Another year goes by. Also, the first Race of the month means that Fourth Place gets a copy of the movie. Talk about bang for your entertainment buck. Marion hasn’t seen anything like this since they closed the R Club! See you there!
Ciao for nao
j
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