Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Decent day’s work out in the Compound today. Got a big plot turned over and ready for peas and potatoes. Thirteen flats of tomatoes in the greenhouse and seventy or eighty flats of petunias and geraniums on their way. Lots of stuff to do this spring.
Very light crowd this evening. No Fisters, no Sisters, No BNR, and no Goondocks. We are however, graced with the presence of the Crabby Old Farts, a nice contingent of Facial Shotters, The Fockers, and those nutty Doctors from AAAG are back and in rare form. There’s also a new group over in the corner calling themselves the Lint Lickers. Rachel the Flagholder and her pal April up in the Skyboxes. Steve had the reins, Rick was behind the Bar, Shane was in the Kitchen, and Rhonda was on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Look! Up in the sky. It's-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Long Branch Saloon- Vienna Sausages (VS)
2) Aesop- Tee-Shirt (TS)
3) Albatross- VS
4) Pitchfork- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
5) Shirley Temple- VS
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Rachel
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts (COF)- Multi-Tool (TT)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #36 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- MG
3) Winner- #17 I May Have A Small Dick, But You Should See My Prostate- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- Koozie
4) Winner- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- Potted Meat (PM)
5) Winner- #85 Silverback- FF- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
6) Winner- #0 Poke Her In The Ear So She Can Hear You Coming- FSR- MG
7) Winner- #2 Miss Coody Queen- Lint Lickers (LL)- Koozie
8) Winner- #52 Lew- Rachel- LL (Replaced by Super Folkie)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #58 Wilma Fingerdieux- COF- Koozie
Halftime Entries:
Just one, #46
10) Winner- #44 Land Shark. Holy Shit!- FSR- Mardi Gras Beads (MGB)
11) Winner- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- FSR- Keychain (KC)
The Wave
12) Winner- #46 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- AAAG- Koozie
13) Winner- #27 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF- Pen (PEN)
14) Winner- #35 You Want A Blow Job? I’ll Bet You Do- FF- KC
15) Winner- #5 Plasma- April- MG
16) Winner- #28 Michigan Mud Puppy- FF- MG
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
2) Winner- #36 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (Ditto)- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
Time:
Plus Two
It appears that #51 has established itself as the Crab to beat. Another Undefeated evening, another Mythical Corvette (the fourth in two weeks), and this Crab has won all twelve Races that it has run. Thursday Night Shane takes Fourth Place for the second Race in a row. Facial Shot nails down Second and Third while Sheila rides the sure thing to the Win.
Beers Of The World will be the theme when the Crabs return on April 30th for our third show of the month. Pick ‘em at Seven Thirty, Race ‘em at Eight.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Decent day’s work out in the Compound today. Got a big plot turned over and ready for peas and potatoes. Thirteen flats of tomatoes in the greenhouse and seventy or eighty flats of petunias and geraniums on their way. Lots of stuff to do this spring.
Very light crowd this evening. No Fisters, no Sisters, No BNR, and no Goondocks. We are however, graced with the presence of the Crabby Old Farts, a nice contingent of Facial Shotters, The Fockers, and those nutty Doctors from AAAG are back and in rare form. There’s also a new group over in the corner calling themselves the Lint Lickers. Rachel the Flagholder and her pal April up in the Skyboxes. Steve had the reins, Rick was behind the Bar, Shane was in the Kitchen, and Rhonda was on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Look! Up in the sky. It's-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Long Branch Saloon- Vienna Sausages (VS)
2) Aesop- Tee-Shirt (TS)
3) Albatross- VS
4) Pitchfork- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
5) Shirley Temple- VS
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Rachel
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts (COF)- Multi-Tool (TT)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #36 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- MG
3) Winner- #17 I May Have A Small Dick, But You Should See My Prostate- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- Koozie
4) Winner- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- Potted Meat (PM)
5) Winner- #85 Silverback- FF- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
6) Winner- #0 Poke Her In The Ear So She Can Hear You Coming- FSR- MG
7) Winner- #2 Miss Coody Queen- Lint Lickers (LL)- Koozie
8) Winner- #52 Lew- Rachel- LL (Replaced by Super Folkie)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #58 Wilma Fingerdieux- COF- Koozie
Halftime Entries:
Just one, #46
10) Winner- #44 Land Shark. Holy Shit!- FSR- Mardi Gras Beads (MGB)
11) Winner- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- FSR- Keychain (KC)
The Wave
12) Winner- #46 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- AAAG- Koozie
13) Winner- #27 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF- Pen (PEN)
14) Winner- #35 You Want A Blow Job? I’ll Bet You Do- FF- KC
15) Winner- #5 Plasma- April- MG
16) Winner- #28 Michigan Mud Puppy- FF- MG
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
2) Winner- #36 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #7 Don’t Eat Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #9 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (Ditto)- #51 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
Time:
Plus Two
It appears that #51 has established itself as the Crab to beat. Another Undefeated evening, another Mythical Corvette (the fourth in two weeks), and this Crab has won all twelve Races that it has run. Thursday Night Shane takes Fourth Place for the second Race in a row. Facial Shot nails down Second and Third while Sheila rides the sure thing to the Win.
Beers Of The World will be the theme when the Crabs return on April 30th for our third show of the month. Pick ‘em at Seven Thirty, Race ‘em at Eight.
Ciao for nao
j
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