Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Ozzie & Harriet
2) Elephant
3) Colts (Baltimore)
4) Skull Island
5) Riverdale
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Meghan
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #22 Dirty Sanchez- Mrs. Sanchez
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #4 Fireball- Jerry (replaced in Crab Lottery by #60 Justin Crabberlake)
3) Winner- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #55 Taz- Kenny (replaced in Crab Lottery by #52 Daisy running for Bandit)
5) Winner- #97 Beaver- Phil
6) Winner- #85 Doh!- Jake
7) Winner- #2 Rusty- Rosetta (replaced in Crab Lottery by #44 Whompass running for Hoss)
8) Winner- #16 Barbarian- Billy
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #8 Mr Crab- Megan
Halftime Entries:
I'm afraid so
10) Winner- #45 Shiznit (from the Latin shiznicus)- Megan
11) Winner- #3 Nasty- Dudley
The Wave
12) Winner- #74 Burnt Smoke- Melissa
13) Winner- SC Melissa- Jim
14) Winner- #64 Tom & Jerry- Chris
15) Winner- #41 Juggernaut- Jason
16) Winner- #51 Giggety Giggety- Sara (wit no h)
Goodbye Losers:
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar and in charge of payables, your Host, Dave. And on the floor, (SERVING US ALL!), Pam.
Semifinals:
1) Winner- SC Melissa- Jim
2) Winner- #85 Doh!- Jake
3) Winner- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #74 Giggety Giggety- Sara
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #74 Giggety Giggety- Sara (wit no h)
Third Place- $10- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Second Place- $15- #85 Doh!- Jake
First Place- $25- SC Melissa- Jim
Time:
Minus Six
Halftime Crabs for the first time at the Three Kings. I’ll bet part of the missing crowd were in a central location on the lowest floor of their dwelling or if they were outside, laying flat in a ditch.
After getting vengeance on Super Crab Monday night, #51, The Former fastest Crab In The World, lollygags around and wins the last heat but then finishes one and done. In the meantime, Supe jumps back to the top, even without the flying shtick and weird Voodoo hat thing Sonny does. That Crab just wants to run.
Back in Crabsville on July 11th, pick ‘em at seven-thirty, race ‘em at eight. See you there!
Ciao for nao
j
Trivia Answers:
1) Ozzie & Harriet
2) Elephant
3) Colts (Baltimore)
4) Skull Island
5) Riverdale
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Meghan
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #22 Dirty Sanchez- Mrs. Sanchez
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #4 Fireball- Jerry (replaced in Crab Lottery by #60 Justin Crabberlake)
3) Winner- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #55 Taz- Kenny (replaced in Crab Lottery by #52 Daisy running for Bandit)
5) Winner- #97 Beaver- Phil
6) Winner- #85 Doh!- Jake
7) Winner- #2 Rusty- Rosetta (replaced in Crab Lottery by #44 Whompass running for Hoss)
8) Winner- #16 Barbarian- Billy
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #8 Mr Crab- Megan
Halftime Entries:
I'm afraid so
10) Winner- #45 Shiznit (from the Latin shiznicus)- Megan
11) Winner- #3 Nasty- Dudley
The Wave
12) Winner- #74 Burnt Smoke- Melissa
13) Winner- SC Melissa- Jim
14) Winner- #64 Tom & Jerry- Chris
15) Winner- #41 Juggernaut- Jason
16) Winner- #51 Giggety Giggety- Sara (wit no h)
Goodbye Losers:
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar and in charge of payables, your Host, Dave. And on the floor, (SERVING US ALL!), Pam.
Semifinals:
1) Winner- SC Melissa- Jim
2) Winner- #85 Doh!- Jake
3) Winner- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #74 Giggety Giggety- Sara
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #74 Giggety Giggety- Sara (wit no h)
Third Place- $10- #01 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Second Place- $15- #85 Doh!- Jake
First Place- $25- SC Melissa- Jim
Time:
Minus Six
Halftime Crabs for the first time at the Three Kings. I’ll bet part of the missing crowd were in a central location on the lowest floor of their dwelling or if they were outside, laying flat in a ditch.
After getting vengeance on Super Crab Monday night, #51, The Former fastest Crab In The World, lollygags around and wins the last heat but then finishes one and done. In the meantime, Supe jumps back to the top, even without the flying shtick and weird Voodoo hat thing Sonny does. That Crab just wants to run.
Back in Crabsville on July 11th, pick ‘em at seven-thirty, race ‘em at eight. See you there!
Ciao for nao
j
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