Brickyard Crab Racing
Pre-Race
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Ten
2) The Quebec Territories
3) Elsa
4) Tombstone
5) Lake Placid
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Sara
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half
1) Winner- #97 Rainbow Rump Ranger- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)
3) Winner- BatCrab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- GSR
4) Winner- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing (COF)
5) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
6) Winner- #51 Jimmie My Johnson- TBS
7) Winner- #75 Danny Has Herpes- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
8) Winner- #25B Dale Junior Is Jeff Gordon’s Baby Daddy- TBS
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- COF
Halftime Entries:
Nah
10) Winner- #2 Swussy- GSR
11) Winner- #33 Switties- GSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #01 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
13) Winner- #69 Swass- GSR
14) Winner- #8 Blumkin- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
15) Winner- #17 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
16) Winner- #Jeff ‘I Love It When You Bump Draft’ Gordon- TBS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
2) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
3) Winner- Bat Crab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt - #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- Bat Crab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- Goondock Saints Racing
Second Place- $20 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $30 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing
Time:
Plus Two
Another great bunch of Crabs and Racers. I can’t recall but I don’t think there were any Independents tonite. If there were, they didn’t get thru to the Semis. The Final Four Crabs came out of the first five Races with Supe being the slagger.
The Best and Brightest of the Class of 2004 & company were in attendance, Racing under the Crustacean Sensations banner. Mike and the exquisitely tight banjo stringers had a nice crowd on Race Row. The Goondockers were back in the Mob mode. Throw in a Facial Shotter, some Crabby Old Farts, and some Fockers and you’ve got yourself a Crab Race. Even the good Doctors from the Triple A G got represented.
Super Folkie takes Second so he’ll bring that $20 back on August the 6th when First Place will be worth $50 on the newly refurbished Space Board. At least that’s what the schedule says. Sign-up is at 7:30, the Races start at 8:00. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
Pre-Race
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Ten
2) The Quebec Territories
3) Elsa
4) Tombstone
5) Lake Placid
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Sara
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half
1) Winner- #97 Rainbow Rump Ranger- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)
3) Winner- BatCrab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- GSR
4) Winner- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing (COF)
5) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
6) Winner- #51 Jimmie My Johnson- TBS
7) Winner- #75 Danny Has Herpes- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
8) Winner- #25B Dale Junior Is Jeff Gordon’s Baby Daddy- TBS
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- COF
Halftime Entries:
Nah
10) Winner- #2 Swussy- GSR
11) Winner- #33 Switties- GSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #01 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
13) Winner- #69 Swass- GSR
14) Winner- #8 Blumkin- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
15) Winner- #17 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
16) Winner- #Jeff ‘I Love It When You Bump Draft’ Gordon- TBS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
2) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
3) Winner- Bat Crab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt - #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- Bat Crab- Marsupials Scare Me. Because They’re Fast- Goondock Saints Racing
Second Place- $20 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $30 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #4 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts Racing
Time:
Plus Two
Another great bunch of Crabs and Racers. I can’t recall but I don’t think there were any Independents tonite. If there were, they didn’t get thru to the Semis. The Final Four Crabs came out of the first five Races with Supe being the slagger.
The Best and Brightest of the Class of 2004 & company were in attendance, Racing under the Crustacean Sensations banner. Mike and the exquisitely tight banjo stringers had a nice crowd on Race Row. The Goondockers were back in the Mob mode. Throw in a Facial Shotter, some Crabby Old Farts, and some Fockers and you’ve got yourself a Crab Race. Even the good Doctors from the Triple A G got represented.
Super Folkie takes Second so he’ll bring that $20 back on August the 6th when First Place will be worth $50 on the newly refurbished Space Board. At least that’s what the schedule says. Sign-up is at 7:30, the Races start at 8:00. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
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