Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Baltimore & Ohio
2) California
3) Von Richtofen
4) Giant Tortoise
5) Roger Bannister
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Nicky?
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #22 Hey Todd. What Celebrity Would You Like To Ball? William Conrad- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #0 Buddy- Ginger
3) Winner- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
4) Winner- #75 My Crabs Spread faster Than These- Team Hincky (TH)
5) Winner- #35 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
6) Winner- #88 I Drink, I Smoke, And Yeah, That’s A Pubic Hair In My Teeth- Team T & A (TTA)
7) Winner- #84 Bone Saw- CS
8) Winner- Bat Crab. The House Crab
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #4 Fax Like A Champ- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.
10) Winner- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts (COF)
11) Winner- #45 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF
The Wave
12) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints (GSR)
13) Winner- #25L Red Headed Slut- CS
14) Winner- #54 Lick MY NUTS!!!- FSR
15) Winner- #51 He Said Faq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Teresa
16) Winner- #44 Big Joe- TH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #4 Fax Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts
3) Winner- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
4) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
Third Place- T-Shirt- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints
Second Place- $20- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts
First Place- $50- #4 Fax Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Minus Four
Another fantastic night in the Friendly Confines. Big crowd, another Natural Sellout. Lots of Teams again this week. The Crustacean Sensations log their second race in a row. One more and they’ll be sanctioned. Team Hincky gets their first one in. Team T & A have been here before, but we’ll have to see if they went on the One Year Inactive List (OYIL). The Pro Division was well represented with big teams from Goondocks and Facial Shot and the Fockers. And the Crabby Old Farts had their seats on the Row as well.
The Crabs looked good. They ran a nice Minus Five. The Fastest Crab In The World has vacated his shell and is officially listed as gone, so Bat Crab runs for the house. Here’s something you don’t see very often, three of the four finalists came from the Second Half. Number Four takes his second straight win and grabs fifty bucks doing it.
The Crabs come back on the 20th on a Board that is yet to be determined. Keep your browser pointed here and we’ll post it as soon as we find out. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Baltimore & Ohio
2) California
3) Von Richtofen
4) Giant Tortoise
5) Roger Bannister
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Nicky?
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #22 Hey Todd. What Celebrity Would You Like To Ball? William Conrad- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #0 Buddy- Ginger
3) Winner- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
4) Winner- #75 My Crabs Spread faster Than These- Team Hincky (TH)
5) Winner- #35 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
6) Winner- #88 I Drink, I Smoke, And Yeah, That’s A Pubic Hair In My Teeth- Team T & A (TTA)
7) Winner- #84 Bone Saw- CS
8) Winner- Bat Crab. The House Crab
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #4 Fax Like A Champ- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.
10) Winner- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts (COF)
11) Winner- #45 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF
The Wave
12) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints (GSR)
13) Winner- #25L Red Headed Slut- CS
14) Winner- #54 Lick MY NUTS!!!- FSR
15) Winner- #51 He Said Faq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Teresa
16) Winner- #44 Big Joe- TH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #4 Fax Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts
3) Winner- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
4) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #41 Penicillin- Tammy
Third Place- T-Shirt- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints
Second Place- $20- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-three- Crabby Old Farts
First Place- $50- #4 Fax Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Minus Four
Another fantastic night in the Friendly Confines. Big crowd, another Natural Sellout. Lots of Teams again this week. The Crustacean Sensations log their second race in a row. One more and they’ll be sanctioned. Team Hincky gets their first one in. Team T & A have been here before, but we’ll have to see if they went on the One Year Inactive List (OYIL). The Pro Division was well represented with big teams from Goondocks and Facial Shot and the Fockers. And the Crabby Old Farts had their seats on the Row as well.
The Crabs looked good. They ran a nice Minus Five. The Fastest Crab In The World has vacated his shell and is officially listed as gone, so Bat Crab runs for the house. Here’s something you don’t see very often, three of the four finalists came from the Second Half. Number Four takes his second straight win and grabs fifty bucks doing it.
The Crabs come back on the 20th on a Board that is yet to be determined. Keep your browser pointed here and we’ll post it as soon as we find out. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
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