Hoy Hoy!
Greetings from Casa Muchos Gatos (if you feed them, they come back!). Hope the Massachusetts gig’s going well. Give me a honk when you get back in town. We’ll have a Red Stripe.
Intimate crowd at Folk’s tonite. Just goes to show, as I’ve always said, it’s not the size, it’s the heart. And this crowd had it. It appears that they were being led by the Always Adorable Stacy with an E and her winger Ruth, at the Board. Steve, Darnell, and Sarah were joined by Larry? at the Jukebox Table . Mike and Sheila were representing the Crabby Old Farts Racing team up on Race Row, along with The Fabulous Leslie and her Fantastically Fortunate Fiancé (the Sixth is the agreed upon day) and some more Banjo Stringers who shall remain nameless (you know who you are). There was a very tall guy sitting in the Skyboxes having a great time, and he was next to another guy who was having a great time as well (although not as great as the very tall guy. But size doesn’t matter). Nathaniel and Levi were holding down The Turn and there were a couple of Non-Racers at the Window enjoying a really good Contact Crab Racing Buzz. Ricky Four Inch pouring the drinks, Thursday Night Shane in the Kitchen, and Rhonda was on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!
Well, you’re familiar with the Players and it appears that I’m down to my last run-on sentence (as well as my last parenthetical aside). So I guess there’s only one thing left to ask- ARE YOU READY FOR SOME
Football Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By:
Trivia Answers:
Garcia- Potted Meat (PM)
Jiminy Cricket- Tee Shirt (TS)
Lake Ontario- Ham Spread (HS)
Titicaca- TS
John F Kennedy- HS
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Leslie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #4 Butt Nugget- Crabby Old Farts (COF)- Koozie (KZ)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String (TBS)- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
3) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
4) Winner- #16 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- Jagermeister Muscle Shirt (JWB)
5) Winner- #0 Sex Is Like Pizza. When It’s Great, It’s Great, and When It’s Bad, It’s Still Pretty Good- TBS- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB)
6) Winner- #45 Larry- TBS- Pen (PEN)
7) Winner- #30 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF- Mardi Gras Beads (MGB)
8) Winner- #9 Fukodome. No, Fukodome You- FF- A copy of the Crab Racing Documentary- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”
Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #BC Bat Crab- Stacy with an E- HS
Halftime Entries:
A couple
10) Winner- #25 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- FF
11) Winner- #88 Les You. More Me- TBS- JWB
The Wave
12) Winner- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel- KZ
13) Winner- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- PM
14) Winner- #74 Slut Bag- Levi- LL
15) Winner- #97 Pretty Boy Roy- TBS- PM
16) Winner- #35 I Succumb To Peer Pressure- TBS- Keychain (KC)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists
2) Winner- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String
3) Winner- #46 OLIVER TWIST. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
4) Winner- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists
Third Place- T-Shirt- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel
Second Place- $20- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String
First Place- $30- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
Time:
Plus One
The Good Doctors crash the Finals for the second week in a row! Num Num Num indeed! Sheila leads the Crabby Old Farts to glory with the Fastest Crab In The World, the Banjo Group selects the Second Fastest Crab In The World and gets Second, and Nathaniel rides an Unranked Crab (called a “Googly” in the United Kingdom) to Third. Although I wouldn’t be surprised to see #71 move into Super Crab’s Third Fastest spot the next time the Rankings come out. As you can see, it was mainly Farts, Fockers, and Stringers tonite.
Space Crab Racing on the 17th in Marion. Sonny has the Board refinished and there’s nothing like a Green Track to make the Crabs run.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa Muchos Gatos (if you feed them, they come back!). Hope the Massachusetts gig’s going well. Give me a honk when you get back in town. We’ll have a Red Stripe.
Intimate crowd at Folk’s tonite. Just goes to show, as I’ve always said, it’s not the size, it’s the heart. And this crowd had it. It appears that they were being led by the Always Adorable Stacy with an E and her winger Ruth, at the Board. Steve, Darnell, and Sarah were joined by Larry? at the Jukebox Table . Mike and Sheila were representing the Crabby Old Farts Racing team up on Race Row, along with The Fabulous Leslie and her Fantastically Fortunate Fiancé (the Sixth is the agreed upon day) and some more Banjo Stringers who shall remain nameless (you know who you are). There was a very tall guy sitting in the Skyboxes having a great time, and he was next to another guy who was having a great time as well (although not as great as the very tall guy. But size doesn’t matter). Nathaniel and Levi were holding down The Turn and there were a couple of Non-Racers at the Window enjoying a really good Contact Crab Racing Buzz. Ricky Four Inch pouring the drinks, Thursday Night Shane in the Kitchen, and Rhonda was on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!
Well, you’re familiar with the Players and it appears that I’m down to my last run-on sentence (as well as my last parenthetical aside). So I guess there’s only one thing left to ask- ARE YOU READY FOR SOME
Football Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By:
Trivia Answers:
Garcia- Potted Meat (PM)
Jiminy Cricket- Tee Shirt (TS)
Lake Ontario- Ham Spread (HS)
Titicaca- TS
John F Kennedy- HS
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Leslie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #4 Butt Nugget- Crabby Old Farts (COF)- Koozie (KZ)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String (TBS)- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
3) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
4) Winner- #16 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- Jagermeister Muscle Shirt (JWB)
5) Winner- #0 Sex Is Like Pizza. When It’s Great, It’s Great, and When It’s Bad, It’s Still Pretty Good- TBS- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB)
6) Winner- #45 Larry- TBS- Pen (PEN)
7) Winner- #30 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF- Mardi Gras Beads (MGB)
8) Winner- #9 Fukodome. No, Fukodome You- FF- A copy of the Crab Racing Documentary- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”
Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #BC Bat Crab- Stacy with an E- HS
Halftime Entries:
A couple
10) Winner- #25 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- FF
11) Winner- #88 Les You. More Me- TBS- JWB
The Wave
12) Winner- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel- KZ
13) Winner- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)- PM
14) Winner- #74 Slut Bag- Levi- LL
15) Winner- #97 Pretty Boy Roy- TBS- PM
16) Winner- #35 I Succumb To Peer Pressure- TBS- Keychain (KC)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists
2) Winner- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String
3) Winner- #46 OLIVER TWIST. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
4) Winner- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #50 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists
Third Place- T-Shirt- #71 Choad Licker- Nathaniel
Second Place- $20- #75 Captain Miller’s Two Ball Root Injection- Tighter Than A Banjo String
First Place- $30- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts
Time:
Plus One
The Good Doctors crash the Finals for the second week in a row! Num Num Num indeed! Sheila leads the Crabby Old Farts to glory with the Fastest Crab In The World, the Banjo Group selects the Second Fastest Crab In The World and gets Second, and Nathaniel rides an Unranked Crab (called a “Googly” in the United Kingdom) to Third. Although I wouldn’t be surprised to see #71 move into Super Crab’s Third Fastest spot the next time the Rankings come out. As you can see, it was mainly Farts, Fockers, and Stringers tonite.
Space Crab Racing on the 17th in Marion. Sonny has the Board refinished and there’s nothing like a Green Track to make the Crabs run.
Ciao for nao
j
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