Hoy Hoy!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Hope all’s well up north. I’m afraid this one’s coming out two weeks on, so like they say, any resemblance to what actually happened is probably coincidence-
Halfway to St Patrick’s Day. A beautiful Wednesday evening here in Mayberry. Nice turnout, great looking crowd. We’ve also got Green Beer, shamrocks, and Irish Drinking Songs. Team Hincky back in the corner. The Goondock Saints Team are joined at the Table by the Crabby Old Pharts along with Jason and Miranda. Welcome back to those guys. The Original Sarah is at the Loud Table to my left along with your host, Steve Schrader. A few more Racers scattered around make for a decent crowd (did I mention they look marvelous?).
So anyway, you’re probably wondering what we're all doing here. It seems that some Left wing liberal blog said that tonite there was going to be-
Space Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Four- St Patrick’s Day Beads (SPB)
2) Cat Skills- SPB
3) Mickey Mouse- SPB
4) United States- SPB
5) Olympics- SPB
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Miranda
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #73 I Used To Have A Crab Problem, But I Went To A Meeting- Team Hincky (TH)- Mentos
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)- Hot Tamales (HT)
3) Winner- #45 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)- Fizz Bombs
4) Winner- #18 Ninja Crab- ????- Keychain (KC)
5) Winner- #22 Erin Go Braghless- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- KC
6) Winner- #30 Twenty-Five Percent Is Better Than Nothing- TH- SPB
7) Winner- #81 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF- HT
8) Winner- #71 Happy Birthday Mandy- Jason- SPB
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #16 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs. But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- COF- KC
Halftime Entries:
More than two
10) Winner- #4 Swass- GSR
11) Winner- #50 Fitty The Switties- GSR- Mentos
The Wave
12) Winner- #79 My Crabs Spread Way Faster than These- TH- KC
13) Winner- #01 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- FF- HT
14) Winner- #11 Irish Ninja- Miranda- SPB
15) Winner- #31 Three Hole Whore- Jay
16) Winner- #25 Two In The You Know…- GSR
Goodbye Losers:
Outstanding Individuals:
Ricky Four Inch behind the Bar, Thursday Night Shane in the Kitchen, and on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda!
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #01 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers
2) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #45 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #71 Happy Birthday Mandy- Jason
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #71 Happy Birthday Mandy- Jason
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #45 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing
Second Place- $20 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #01
I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers
First Place- $30 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
Plus Three
Well There you are. The Pharts demonstrate the art of knowing your Crabs and getting in line early as #46 takes his win streak to seven in a row, this year’s best. Rhonda gets Second Place for the Fockers with #01. He was good back in June, but we haven’t seen much of him since. Goondock Saints hit a field shot with unranked #45, and #71 joins the Final Four for the fourth week in a row.
The rankings will be out after Beers Of The World at Folkie’s on October the 1st. I’m thinking the top three are probably #46, #71, and then #75. Beyond that, it's spit and chicken bones. They’ll probably be determined that night. I know I won’t miss it. Until then, he’s Sonny Star.
Ciao for nao
j
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