Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 11/7

Hoy Hoy-
Sorry we didn’t get together Friday. We’ll get ‘em next time. Let me know if you need any help shutting it down up there. Watched a great concert video the other night. It was
Little Feat on German television. I think it was the same tour that the “Waiting For Columbus” live album came from. These guys were great! Easily a top five band. Anyway, I’ve dropped some Youtube clips in the text here for your enjoyment. Killer stuff.

Another fantastic night in Hoagland. Beautiful women, handsome men, and an enthusiasm for Crab Racing that borders on the pathological. The Three Kings is rocking. A 49 Crab Natural Sellout with another 20 to 30 Non-Racing Spectators. The Superhero Board is out tonite, with Spiderman, Superman, Batman, and all the Secondary Superheroes as well. We have Mighty Mouse and Underdog in the First Half and Sweet Home Chicago and a little Mack in the Second. The staff is courteous, as well as
cleanly, and it looks like Dave won’t be joining us (not that it isn’t cleanly and/or courteous when he is here). Jill-Bob appears to have everything well in hand. Sara without an h celebrates her birthday (thanx for the cake) with Another Sara with no h and a several well groomed friends. Fourteen Nevers and an Ever on Race Row and a whole lot of people enjoying a bit of-

Superhero Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Billie Holliday
2) Princess Anne
3) Sandy
4) Sonny Liston
5) Dr Seuss

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Sara

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #28 Ninja Crab- Sara

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #46 I’m A Screamer- Bill
3) Winner- #8 Itchy- Barb
4) Winner- #44 Legend……..ary- Jake
5) Winner- #51 ???????- Scotty
6) Winner- #0 Red Baron- Mary
7) Winner- #73 Hoochie- Cindy
8) Winner- #69 Gary- Chandra

Halftime:
Some of
this. This as well

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #82 Mmmmmmm. Mrs. Sowley?

Halftime Entries:
Never in Crabsville

10) Winner- #75 Pirate Crab- Another Sara
11) Winner- #7 Ming Ming- Lindsey

The Wave

12) Winner- #95 Butter- Julie
13) Winner- #50 Don- Michelle
14) Winner- #4 Wolverine- Greg
15) Winner- #37 Patrick- Penny
16) Winner- #47 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #28 Ninja Crab- Sara
2) Winner- #75 Pirate Crab- Another Sara
3) Winner- #7 Ming Ming- Lindsey
4) Winner- #44 Legend...ary- Jake

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #7 Ming Ming- Lindsey
Third Place- A High Quality
Crab Racing Tee Shirt (available at the Bar)- #75 Pirate Crab- Another Sara
Second Place- $15- #28 Ninja Crab- Sara
First Place- $25- #44 Legend…ary- Jake

Time:
Minus Three


Birthday Sara takes Second with two of her fellow revelers hitting Third and Fourth. Jake takes First as #44 makes it three in a row. All in all, an incredible evening. Hoagland never fails to satisfy.
Here are some pics of the fun.

I think this one’s done. Here’s
one more from Little Feat. The Crabs make the trek back to Crabsville on December 5th on a Board that has yet to be determined. Pick ‘em at 7:30 (or 7:20), race ‘em at 8. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.

Ciao for nao
j

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