Hoy Hoy!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Hope the holidays find all of you well. Lots of cheer over here, thanx for asking. Kinda forgot that this one hadn’t been posted yet, so I thought I’d squeak it out before the ball drops.
Intimate crowd this evening. Luckily they’re a hygienic group and the proximity shouldn’t become an issue. The Hinckys have occupied the high ground in the Skyboxes, the Chainsaw Group shares the Row with the Pfarts and a few Unapfiliated Racers, and the Facial Shot Krewe are hanging back by the window. Throw a few more Unaffiliateds in and I believe we have a quorum. Your host this evening is the lovely Steve Schrader, behind the bar we have the Chicken Dinner Man himself, Josh, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and on the floor, SERVING US ALL, is Rhonda. Space Slash Holiday Crab Racing is the order of the day and there’s a motion on the floor. All in favor signify so by saying-
Space/Holiday Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) The Continents- Hat (HAT)
2) Liberace- Mini Basketball (MB)
3) Burt Lahr Marion Giant Towel (MGT)
4) Cinderella- Koozie (KZ)
5) Tramp Santa Hat (SHAT)
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Molly
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #13 Rudolph Something- Darren-
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #51 Folkie’s Is More Enjoyable When Rick’s Here- Team Hincky- Potted Meat (PM)
3) Winner- #28 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)- SHAT
4) Winner- #16 Jingle Balls- Crabby Ol’ Pharts (COF)- Choco Treats (CT)
5) Winner- #42 Facks Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
6) Winner- #4 Left Nut- David- SHAT
7) Winner- #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron- MGT
8) Winner- #69 The Jackal- ???- The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s (TNTLWOAF)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn- SHAT
Halftime Entries:
More than two
10) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH- HAT
11) Winner- #8 A Free Christmas Carol (I Love Giving Away Good Dickens)- COF- Chocolate Santa (CS)
The Wave
12) Winner- #7 Jed- Molly- Playing Cards (PC)
13) Winner- #46 Lawman’s Lady- FSR- CS
14) Winner- #34 Sir Crabsalot- Aletha- Soap
15) Winner- #37 Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja- CSR- CT
16) Winner- #74 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was This Shell- CSR
Goodbye Losers:
Outstanding Individuals:
Chicken Dinner Josh behind the bar, Thursday Night Shane in the kitchen, Your Host- Steve Schrader, and on the floor, SERVING US ALL, Rhonda!
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn
2) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky
3) Winner- #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
4) Winner- #69 The Jackal- (I can’t believe that I didn’t write down the name of this Crab’s owner. Feel free to hip me to it)
Finals
Order of Merit:
Third Place (tie)- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky and #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Second Place- $20 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn
First Place- $30 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #69 The Jackal- (I can’t believe that I didn’t write down the name of this Crab’s owner. Feel free to hip me to it)
Time:
Plus Three
The Unaffiliateds run strong, taking three of the four semis. Chainsaw Sisters get three heats but can’t get to the Finals and the Hinckys grab the last Championship Point of the 2008 season. Congratulations to Facial Shot Racing, our 2008 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champion. Second time for them.
So there you have it. Another year of Crabmania in the books. Hundreds of races, dozens of Evers, and millions (Yen) in prizes. The Crabs are back at Folk’s on the 7th of January (very nearly The Original Sarah’s birthday). Hope to see you there. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Hope the holidays find all of you well. Lots of cheer over here, thanx for asking. Kinda forgot that this one hadn’t been posted yet, so I thought I’d squeak it out before the ball drops.
Intimate crowd this evening. Luckily they’re a hygienic group and the proximity shouldn’t become an issue. The Hinckys have occupied the high ground in the Skyboxes, the Chainsaw Group shares the Row with the Pfarts and a few Unapfiliated Racers, and the Facial Shot Krewe are hanging back by the window. Throw a few more Unaffiliateds in and I believe we have a quorum. Your host this evening is the lovely Steve Schrader, behind the bar we have the Chicken Dinner Man himself, Josh, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and on the floor, SERVING US ALL, is Rhonda. Space Slash Holiday Crab Racing is the order of the day and there’s a motion on the floor. All in favor signify so by saying-
Space/Holiday Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) The Continents- Hat (HAT)
2) Liberace- Mini Basketball (MB)
3) Burt Lahr Marion Giant Towel (MGT)
4) Cinderella- Koozie (KZ)
5) Tramp Santa Hat (SHAT)
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Molly
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #13 Rudolph Something- Darren-
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #51 Folkie’s Is More Enjoyable When Rick’s Here- Team Hincky- Potted Meat (PM)
3) Winner- #28 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)- SHAT
4) Winner- #16 Jingle Balls- Crabby Ol’ Pharts (COF)- Choco Treats (CT)
5) Winner- #42 Facks Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Power Pal Magic Jar Opener (MG)
6) Winner- #4 Left Nut- David- SHAT
7) Winner- #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron- MGT
8) Winner- #69 The Jackal- ???- The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s (TNTLWOAF)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn- SHAT
Halftime Entries:
More than two
10) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH- HAT
11) Winner- #8 A Free Christmas Carol (I Love Giving Away Good Dickens)- COF- Chocolate Santa (CS)
The Wave
12) Winner- #7 Jed- Molly- Playing Cards (PC)
13) Winner- #46 Lawman’s Lady- FSR- CS
14) Winner- #34 Sir Crabsalot- Aletha- Soap
15) Winner- #37 Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja- CSR- CT
16) Winner- #74 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was This Shell- CSR
Goodbye Losers:
Outstanding Individuals:
Chicken Dinner Josh behind the bar, Thursday Night Shane in the kitchen, Your Host- Steve Schrader, and on the floor, SERVING US ALL, Rhonda!
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn
2) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky
3) Winner- #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
4) Winner- #69 The Jackal- (I can’t believe that I didn’t write down the name of this Crab’s owner. Feel free to hip me to it)
Finals
Order of Merit:
Third Place (tie)- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky and #22 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Second Place- $20 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #1 Snatchy LaRue- Soosahn
First Place- $30 Worth Of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #69 The Jackal- (I can’t believe that I didn’t write down the name of this Crab’s owner. Feel free to hip me to it)
Time:
Plus Three
The Unaffiliateds run strong, taking three of the four semis. Chainsaw Sisters get three heats but can’t get to the Finals and the Hinckys grab the last Championship Point of the 2008 season. Congratulations to Facial Shot Racing, our 2008 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champion. Second time for them.
So there you have it. Another year of Crabmania in the books. Hundreds of races, dozens of Evers, and millions (Yen) in prizes. The Crabs are back at Folk’s on the 7th of January (very nearly The Original Sarah’s birthday). Hope to see you there. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao j
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