Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from the Casa dos Gatos. Hope all’s well with you. Everything appears to be going smoothly here at the ranch. The cats are fat, the girls are happy, and the bills seem to be getting paid. Been a while since I’ve updated the site, can’t come up with an excuse, just haven’t felt it. I’ve got some notes but I’m not quite sure how to interpret some of them. We’ll give it a go anyway.
Fair crowd tonite in the friendly confines. Facial Shot has their window table covered. The Hinckys are present, loud and proud. The Pharts are joined at the table by Chainsaw Sisters, Phoebe, our Flagholder Kristen, Aaron and Molly, a couple more darling girls, and an outfit calling themselves Team DNC. Sarah and Craig start out at the loud table, but disappear sometime during the first half, as does our host Steve. Ricky Four Inch is your mixologist, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!! Now that you know everyone, it’s time to roll out the barrel, because it’s-
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Howard Hughes
2) Errol Flynn
3) Bashful
4) St Andrew
5) Frisbee
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Kristen
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #22 Steve- Molly
3) Winner- #46 Tallywhacker Toucher- Team Hincky (TH)
4) Winner- #70 Harley- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
5) Winner- #8F Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
6) Winner- #17 She Hopped On Her Menstrual Cycle And ran My Ass Over- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
7) Winner- #99 Pimp Daddy- FSR
8) Winner- #50 Richard Burris- Joe
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #52 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
Halftime Entries:
Yah mon
10) Winner- #15 Sucia Punta- Kristen
11) Winner- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH
13) Winner- #16 Earl- Molly
14) Winner- #0 Corn Hole- FSR
15) Winner- #81 Sweaty Bush- FSR
16) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing- CSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
2) Winner- #22 Steve- Molly
3) Winner- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
4) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #22 Steve- Molly
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
Time:
Minus One
So there it is. Another magic night of Crustacean based madness at Folkie’s. Team DNC grabs the Mythical Corvette in their first night of racing. Molly gets Second and Janice takes Third (although I’m not sure she was aware she was racing). Chainsaw Sisters ride the Number One Crab in the world to a hearty wave and a well done.
The Magic of Crab Racing returns to Folkie’s on March the 4th. Could be Space Crab racing, could be Crab Racing USA, almost certain it won’t be Train Crab racing. We’ll just have to see. Get there early and get right down on Race Row! Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from the Casa dos Gatos. Hope all’s well with you. Everything appears to be going smoothly here at the ranch. The cats are fat, the girls are happy, and the bills seem to be getting paid. Been a while since I’ve updated the site, can’t come up with an excuse, just haven’t felt it. I’ve got some notes but I’m not quite sure how to interpret some of them. We’ll give it a go anyway.
Fair crowd tonite in the friendly confines. Facial Shot has their window table covered. The Hinckys are present, loud and proud. The Pharts are joined at the table by Chainsaw Sisters, Phoebe, our Flagholder Kristen, Aaron and Molly, a couple more darling girls, and an outfit calling themselves Team DNC. Sarah and Craig start out at the loud table, but disappear sometime during the first half, as does our host Steve. Ricky Four Inch is your mixologist, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!! Now that you know everyone, it’s time to roll out the barrel, because it’s-
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Howard Hughes
2) Errol Flynn
3) Bashful
4) St Andrew
5) Frisbee
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Kristen
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #22 Steve- Molly
3) Winner- #46 Tallywhacker Toucher- Team Hincky (TH)
4) Winner- #70 Harley- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
5) Winner- #8F Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
6) Winner- #17 She Hopped On Her Menstrual Cycle And ran My Ass Over- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
7) Winner- #99 Pimp Daddy- FSR
8) Winner- #50 Richard Burris- Joe
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #52 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
Halftime Entries:
Yah mon
10) Winner- #15 Sucia Punta- Kristen
11) Winner- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH
13) Winner- #16 Earl- Molly
14) Winner- #0 Corn Hole- FSR
15) Winner- #81 Sweaty Bush- FSR
16) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing- CSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
2) Winner- #22 Steve- Molly
3) Winner- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
4) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #40 Junior’s Johnson- Janice
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #22 Steve- Molly
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #48 Clean My Colon, Powell- Team DNC
Time:
Minus One
So there it is. Another magic night of Crustacean based madness at Folkie’s. Team DNC grabs the Mythical Corvette in their first night of racing. Molly gets Second and Janice takes Third (although I’m not sure she was aware she was racing). Chainsaw Sisters ride the Number One Crab in the world to a hearty wave and a well done.
The Magic of Crab Racing returns to Folkie’s on March the 4th. Could be Space Crab racing, could be Crab Racing USA, almost certain it won’t be Train Crab racing. We’ll just have to see. Get there early and get right down on Race Row! Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
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