Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Another beautiful day in Mayberry. I was talking to a customer service rep in Miami this morning and she was telling me about the cold (thirty-eight degrees) down there. I told her that it was currently minus seven and it was supposed to get into the mid thirties by Friday and we would probably be driving around with our windows down when it did. She questioned the relative intelligence slash sanity of living in such a climate and I was hard pressed to offer up a defense. Got the new Springsteen the other day and it appears that Bruce has a difficult time making a bad album. I’ll sprinkle a little of the new stuff as well as some of the classic E Street as well.
Incredibly good looking crowd tonite. Long sign up line to match the parking lot full of cars. Although once they got seated there was room for more. We did sell out though, after Sonny opened it up for Second Chance Crabs. The Hinckys host a large and loud contingent, setting up shop to my left. Chainsaw Sisters, Crabby Old Pharts, and The Sapphire Racing League man Race Row with Aaron and his partner. Chelsea and Danielle head up a beautiful but dangerous group at the corner table. More Sapphires in the Skyboxes and Sarah and Craig hold down the end of the Bar for the Fockers.
Steve had to leave, but Ricky Four Inch has got the Bar, Thursday Night Shane is running the Kitchen, and Nelia is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!. Speed Week starts on Saturday and the Daytona 500 is a week from Sunday on the 15th. That can only mean one thing, it’s time for those most famous seven words in racing, because we’ve got-
Brickyard Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Broadway
2) Sergeant York
3) Reagan
4) Forty
5) Rhode Island
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Shiela
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #8f Blazing Saddles- Aaron
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #51 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky (TH)
3) Winner- #25 D- Danielle
4) Winner- #40 She Hopped On Her Menstrual Cycle And Ran My Ass Over- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
5) Winner- #2 Anal Orifice- Chelsea
6) Winner- #4 Number Four- TH
7) Winner- #28 Dirty Sanchez- Chelsea
8) Winner- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #80 Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja- CSR
11) Winner- #50 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Arrrr. I’m Graybeard The Pirate. Blow Me Now, I Mean Down- COF
13) Winner- #70 Lance Hill- TH
14) Winner- #55 Albert- SRL
15) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF
16) Winner- #84 Reester- TH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
2) Winner- #55 Albert- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #25 D- Danielle
4) Winner- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #25 D- Danielle
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks- #55 Albert- Sapphire Racing League
Time:
Plus Four
The Sapphire Racing League Grabs its second win in as many races, giving them a solid lead in the points standings. Chainsaw Sisters get their first points of the year to move into a tie for third with the Crustacean Sensations. Aaron gets another tee shirt and Danielle looks mahvelous bringing up the rear, so to speak.
The Crabs will be in Hoagland on Friday the sixth, in Elkhart on the seventh, and will return to the friendly confines on the eighteenth, with a board that is yet to be determined. Here’s another one from Bruce to get you by. Hope to see you soon. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Another beautiful day in Mayberry. I was talking to a customer service rep in Miami this morning and she was telling me about the cold (thirty-eight degrees) down there. I told her that it was currently minus seven and it was supposed to get into the mid thirties by Friday and we would probably be driving around with our windows down when it did. She questioned the relative intelligence slash sanity of living in such a climate and I was hard pressed to offer up a defense. Got the new Springsteen the other day and it appears that Bruce has a difficult time making a bad album. I’ll sprinkle a little of the new stuff as well as some of the classic E Street as well.
Incredibly good looking crowd tonite. Long sign up line to match the parking lot full of cars. Although once they got seated there was room for more. We did sell out though, after Sonny opened it up for Second Chance Crabs. The Hinckys host a large and loud contingent, setting up shop to my left. Chainsaw Sisters, Crabby Old Pharts, and The Sapphire Racing League man Race Row with Aaron and his partner. Chelsea and Danielle head up a beautiful but dangerous group at the corner table. More Sapphires in the Skyboxes and Sarah and Craig hold down the end of the Bar for the Fockers.
Steve had to leave, but Ricky Four Inch has got the Bar, Thursday Night Shane is running the Kitchen, and Nelia is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!. Speed Week starts on Saturday and the Daytona 500 is a week from Sunday on the 15th. That can only mean one thing, it’s time for those most famous seven words in racing, because we’ve got-
Brickyard Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Broadway
2) Sergeant York
3) Reagan
4) Forty
5) Rhode Island
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Shiela
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #8f Blazing Saddles- Aaron
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #51 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hincky (TH)
3) Winner- #25 D- Danielle
4) Winner- #40 She Hopped On Her Menstrual Cycle And Ran My Ass Over- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
5) Winner- #2 Anal Orifice- Chelsea
6) Winner- #4 Number Four- TH
7) Winner- #28 Dirty Sanchez- Chelsea
8) Winner- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #80 Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja- CSR
11) Winner- #50 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Arrrr. I’m Graybeard The Pirate. Blow Me Now, I Mean Down- COF
13) Winner- #70 Lance Hill- TH
14) Winner- #55 Albert- SRL
15) Winner- #46 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF
16) Winner- #84 Reester- TH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
2) Winner- #55 Albert- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #25 D- Danielle
4) Winner- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #25 D- Danielle
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #10 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Aaron
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks- #1 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks- #55 Albert- Sapphire Racing League
Time:
Plus Four
The Sapphire Racing League Grabs its second win in as many races, giving them a solid lead in the points standings. Chainsaw Sisters get their first points of the year to move into a tie for third with the Crustacean Sensations. Aaron gets another tee shirt and Danielle looks mahvelous bringing up the rear, so to speak.
The Crabs will be in Hoagland on Friday the sixth, in Elkhart on the seventh, and will return to the friendly confines on the eighteenth, with a board that is yet to be determined. Here’s another one from Bruce to get you by. Hope to see you soon. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
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