Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from the Casa dos Gatos. A couple of special guests this evening. In their honor I am pleased to intersperse the commentary with some incredible Bossa Nova from the amazing Gilberto family, Astrud, Bebel, and of course the Master, Joao. So wherever you see the yin yang, 69, click on it for some music that's perfect for a summer evening. Some of it you'll know, some of it you won't, but I'll bet you'll love it nonetheless.69
Big big big crowd in The Friendly Confines tonite. Large representations from most of the majors.69 While The Sapphires take the week off, we do have Team Hinkey, Folkie's Fockers, Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing, Crabby Young Pharts, Facial Shot Racing, and Crustacean Sensations. 69 Team Aftermath makes their second appearance and we're joined by a new team, The Screamin' Seaman Racing Team (I assume they're Sailors).69 As I said, we're joined tonite by two lovely visitors, Joanna and Isabel. They're from Brazil and they represent the Sao Paulo Chapter of the Banjo String Racing Team. A truly wonderful addition to our little Crab Racing Party.69 All in all, it ends up as our second straight Natural Sellout at the Mecca of Crab racing.
The usual suspects are with us. Your host Steve Schrader, Ricky The Four Inch Wonder® behind the bar. 69 Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda’s on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!!!. The labels on the Table and the Red Stripe on the DJ Deck can only mean one thing, it’s time for-
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Monaco
2) Rachel Alexandra
3) Peppermint
4) Margaret Mitchell
5) Python
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Joanna
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman (SS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #50 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
3) Winner- #74 Buddy- Cathy
4) Winner- #90 Suck On This Long Neck- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)
5) Winner- #22 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hinkey (TH)
6) Winner- #6 Abe Froman, The Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
7) Winner- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)
8) Winner- #37 Jism- TA
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #64 I Don't Want U 2 Go, I Just Want 2 C U Walk Away- TH
Halftime Entries:
Wouldn't be Natural
10) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (More about him later)
11) Winner- #46 Excuse Me Miss. Is This 2 Big 4 My Body?- TBS
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 Speedy Gonzales- CS
13) Winner- #84 Not Steve- COF
14) Winner- #36 Thompson- Suzi
15) Winner- #85 Furb- COF
16) Winner- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- SS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath
4) Winner- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seaman
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seaman
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman
Time:
Plus Nine (where does the time go)
Another great nite of racing. The Screamin' Seamen come in and post a one-two finish with a Corvette in their first time out. Very impressive. Super Folkie gets Third and Team Aftermath puts up a Fourth.
I'll wrap it up with one more from Brazil's finest. 69 The Crab's will be in Haogland on Friday June the 5th and will return to Folkie's on June the 10th, when, weather permitting, we'll be out back on the Patio for the first of our two au fresco summer shows. Hope we see you there. Until then, he's Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from the Casa dos Gatos. A couple of special guests this evening. In their honor I am pleased to intersperse the commentary with some incredible Bossa Nova from the amazing Gilberto family, Astrud, Bebel, and of course the Master, Joao. So wherever you see the yin yang, 69, click on it for some music that's perfect for a summer evening. Some of it you'll know, some of it you won't, but I'll bet you'll love it nonetheless.69
Big big big crowd in The Friendly Confines tonite. Large representations from most of the majors.69 While The Sapphires take the week off, we do have Team Hinkey, Folkie's Fockers, Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing, Crabby Young Pharts, Facial Shot Racing, and Crustacean Sensations. 69 Team Aftermath makes their second appearance and we're joined by a new team, The Screamin' Seaman Racing Team (I assume they're Sailors).69 As I said, we're joined tonite by two lovely visitors, Joanna and Isabel. They're from Brazil and they represent the Sao Paulo Chapter of the Banjo String Racing Team. A truly wonderful addition to our little Crab Racing Party.69 All in all, it ends up as our second straight Natural Sellout at the Mecca of Crab racing.
The usual suspects are with us. Your host Steve Schrader, Ricky The Four Inch Wonder® behind the bar. 69 Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda’s on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!!!. The labels on the Table and the Red Stripe on the DJ Deck can only mean one thing, it’s time for-
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Monaco
2) Rachel Alexandra
3) Peppermint
4) Margaret Mitchell
5) Python
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Joanna
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman (SS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #50 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
3) Winner- #74 Buddy- Cathy
4) Winner- #90 Suck On This Long Neck- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)
5) Winner- #22 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hinkey (TH)
6) Winner- #6 Abe Froman, The Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
7) Winner- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)
8) Winner- #37 Jism- TA
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #64 I Don't Want U 2 Go, I Just Want 2 C U Walk Away- TH
Halftime Entries:
Wouldn't be Natural
10) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (More about him later)
11) Winner- #46 Excuse Me Miss. Is This 2 Big 4 My Body?- TBS
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 Speedy Gonzales- CS
13) Winner- #84 Not Steve- COF
14) Winner- #36 Thompson- Suzi
15) Winner- #85 Furb- COF
16) Winner- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- SS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath
4) Winner- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seaman
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #10 Digger- Team Aftermath
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seaman
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #29 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seaman
Time:
Plus Nine (where does the time go)
Another great nite of racing. The Screamin' Seamen come in and post a one-two finish with a Corvette in their first time out. Very impressive. Super Folkie gets Third and Team Aftermath puts up a Fourth.
I'll wrap it up with one more from Brazil's finest. 69 The Crab's will be in Haogland on Friday June the 5th and will return to Folkie's on June the 10th, when, weather permitting, we'll be out back on the Patio for the first of our two au fresco summer shows. Hope we see you there. Until then, he's Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j
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