Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Sorry for the delay it getting this one up. Busy times here at the Compound. Lots of brush to be cleared, the first mowing of the season, and Cinco de Martha all rolled into two action packed weeks. It’s been a while, but I’ll do my best to cover what’s what.
Decent crowd tonite. Once again I’m amazed at the high percentage of beautiful young women in attendance. We’ve got the Sapphire group at the Board with a decent showing. The Chainsaw Sisters are also at the Table with a CSR a trois. The Pharts are at the Loud table and Facial Shot are in their normal spot at the Window Table. Stacy and Tonie are in the Skyboxes. Some Fockers here and some Hinckys there and I believe we’ve got us an Unnatural Sellout. Steve Schrader is your Host tonite. Ricky Four Inch is behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! I see tights and capes, so that can mean one of two things- either the road version of La Cage Aux Folles is in town, or it’s time for-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Babe Ruth
2) Nine Of Diamonds
3) Beaver
4) Red Grange
5) Melbourne
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stacie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #78 Tony The Tramp- Stacie
3) Winner- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
4) Winner- #74 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYING BITCH!!!- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
5) Winner- #39 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
6) Winner- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
7) Winner- #26 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (more about him later)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #10 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Halftime Entries:
Not Tonite Baby
10) Winner- #60 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- COF
11) Winner- #21 Don’t Eat The Clowns. THEY TASTE FUNNY!!!- FF
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 I Got This Crab From Your Mom- COF
13) Winner- #50 Suzy Q- SRL
14) Winner- #19 Pimp daddy- FSR
15) Winner- #1 Roy Albert- SRL
16) Winner- #0 I’ve Got The Crabs If You’ve Got The Butter- Team Hincky (TH)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
2) Winner- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League
Second Place- $20- # Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $90- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
Time:
Plus Eight
Another great night of racing. Fast women and beautiful Crabs. Tonie not only slanders her winger, she beats out Super Folkie for the $90 carryover AND the Mythical Corvette. Super Folks hits Second, Sapphire picks up Two League Points with a Third, and the Chainsaw Sisters not only look mahvelous, they grab a Fourth Place Point to move into sole possession of Third Place in the League Standings.
Here’s a little bit of déjà vu for ya. The last time we ran the Superhero Board at Folkie’s was on March the 4th. We finished that night at Plus Eight. Even more deja vuish- the winner that night was Crab #17 and he also hit the Corvette. This Crab loves Spandex.
The Crabs will be back at Folkie’s on May the 13th. Super Folkie will bring back tonite’s $20 to make First Place worth $50. Pick ‘em at 7:30, race ‘em at 8:00 and as always, until then, he’s Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Sorry for the delay it getting this one up. Busy times here at the Compound. Lots of brush to be cleared, the first mowing of the season, and Cinco de Martha all rolled into two action packed weeks. It’s been a while, but I’ll do my best to cover what’s what.
Decent crowd tonite. Once again I’m amazed at the high percentage of beautiful young women in attendance. We’ve got the Sapphire group at the Board with a decent showing. The Chainsaw Sisters are also at the Table with a CSR a trois. The Pharts are at the Loud table and Facial Shot are in their normal spot at the Window Table. Stacy and Tonie are in the Skyboxes. Some Fockers here and some Hinckys there and I believe we’ve got us an Unnatural Sellout. Steve Schrader is your Host tonite. Ricky Four Inch is behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! I see tights and capes, so that can mean one of two things- either the road version of La Cage Aux Folles is in town, or it’s time for-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Babe Ruth
2) Nine Of Diamonds
3) Beaver
4) Red Grange
5) Melbourne
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stacie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #78 Tony The Tramp- Stacie
3) Winner- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
4) Winner- #74 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYING BITCH!!!- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
5) Winner- #39 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
6) Winner- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
7) Winner- #26 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (more about him later)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #10 Lick My NUTS!!!- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Halftime Entries:
Not Tonite Baby
10) Winner- #60 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- COF
11) Winner- #21 Don’t Eat The Clowns. THEY TASTE FUNNY!!!- FF
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 I Got This Crab From Your Mom- COF
13) Winner- #50 Suzy Q- SRL
14) Winner- #19 Pimp daddy- FSR
15) Winner- #1 Roy Albert- SRL
16) Winner- #0 I’ve Got The Crabs If You’ve Got The Butter- Team Hincky (TH)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
2) Winner- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #37 Zipper- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League
Second Place- $20- # Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $90- #17 Slimy Stacie-Tonie
Time:
Plus Eight
Another great night of racing. Fast women and beautiful Crabs. Tonie not only slanders her winger, she beats out Super Folkie for the $90 carryover AND the Mythical Corvette. Super Folks hits Second, Sapphire picks up Two League Points with a Third, and the Chainsaw Sisters not only look mahvelous, they grab a Fourth Place Point to move into sole possession of Third Place in the League Standings.
Here’s a little bit of déjà vu for ya. The last time we ran the Superhero Board at Folkie’s was on March the 4th. We finished that night at Plus Eight. Even more deja vuish- the winner that night was Crab #17 and he also hit the Corvette. This Crab loves Spandex.
The Crabs will be back at Folkie’s on May the 13th. Super Folkie will bring back tonite’s $20 to make First Place worth $50. Pick ‘em at 7:30, race ‘em at 8:00 and as always, until then, he’s Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
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