Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Sorry for the delay it getting this one up. Good seeing you at Cinco de Martha Saturday night. I believe this may have been your first, as you guys usually play Saturdays and when you don’t, you’re at the North Camp. Hope you enjoyed yourself.
Another lovely evening for the drive to Crabsville. Got the E Street Channel on the XM and I’m digging some excellent Bruce and Company. Sonny brought a big herd tonight, I believe 51 in all. The line forms about twenty minutes early and for the first time in a while, they don’t sell out. Sara with no H has a foursome over by the window. Sally has a group at the Board (Crystal learns a hard lesson about not being there to name your own Crab). Diana has a bunch at the DJ’s Table, and the rest of the Bar fills up very nicely. The Other Sara With No H is noticeably absent and hopefully she’ll be back soon. The good Doctors from the Triple A G get an entry and we pick up a few more at Halftime. Young Dave is Our Host and also behind the Bar and Jill-Bob is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Possessing powers far beyond those of normal Crab Races, this is-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mine that Bird
2) Nine Of Diamonds
3) Beaver
4) Red Grange
5) Melbourne
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Mia
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #60 Wilma Fingerdieux- Rosetta
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
3) Winner- #99 My face- Phil
4) Winner- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
5) Winner- #95 Blazin’ Honey- Randy
6) Winner- #74 Dick Bitch- Diana
7) Winner- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
8) Winner- #17 Red Beaver With Crabs- Bill
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
Halftime Entries:
Seven or so
10) Winner- #50 Itchy- Barb
11) Winner- #9 Well Hung- Michelle
The Wave
12) Winner- #75 Fuzzy Nuts- Chris
13) Winner- #26 Wicked Awesome- Greg
14) Winner- #39 Wilma- Nancy
15) Winner- #20 I’m Wearing Edible Underwear- Crystal
16) Winner- #62 Martha Stewart- Joyce
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
2) Winner- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
3) Winner- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
4) Winner- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Young Dave
Behind the Bar- Young Dave as well
In the Kitchen- Our Professional Staff
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
Third Place- A top notch Tee Shirt- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
Second Place- $15- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
First Place- $25- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
Time:
Plus Eleven
Looking back over the last nine months, we’ve run eight Races at the Three Kings. Sara with no H has run in seven of them. Of those seven races, she has posted four First Place finishes and a Second Place. Truly one of the strongest runs in Crab Racing History. In Sara’s wake we had Henry (who shared a table with Sara) in Second and Lori in Third. SuperCrab proves why he’s ranked #1 in the world, beating out #17, the #2 Crab in the World in the Semifinals.
The Crabs return to Hoagland on Friday June the 5th, probably running on the Beers Of The World Board. Stay tuned for more details. Pick ‘em at 7:30, race ‘em at 8:00 and as always, until then, he’s Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Sorry for the delay it getting this one up. Good seeing you at Cinco de Martha Saturday night. I believe this may have been your first, as you guys usually play Saturdays and when you don’t, you’re at the North Camp. Hope you enjoyed yourself.
Another lovely evening for the drive to Crabsville. Got the E Street Channel on the XM and I’m digging some excellent Bruce and Company. Sonny brought a big herd tonight, I believe 51 in all. The line forms about twenty minutes early and for the first time in a while, they don’t sell out. Sara with no H has a foursome over by the window. Sally has a group at the Board (Crystal learns a hard lesson about not being there to name your own Crab). Diana has a bunch at the DJ’s Table, and the rest of the Bar fills up very nicely. The Other Sara With No H is noticeably absent and hopefully she’ll be back soon. The good Doctors from the Triple A G get an entry and we pick up a few more at Halftime. Young Dave is Our Host and also behind the Bar and Jill-Bob is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Possessing powers far beyond those of normal Crab Races, this is-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mine that Bird
2) Nine Of Diamonds
3) Beaver
4) Red Grange
5) Melbourne
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Mia
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #60 Wilma Fingerdieux- Rosetta
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
3) Winner- #99 My face- Phil
4) Winner- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
5) Winner- #95 Blazin’ Honey- Randy
6) Winner- #74 Dick Bitch- Diana
7) Winner- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
8) Winner- #17 Red Beaver With Crabs- Bill
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
Halftime Entries:
Seven or so
10) Winner- #50 Itchy- Barb
11) Winner- #9 Well Hung- Michelle
The Wave
12) Winner- #75 Fuzzy Nuts- Chris
13) Winner- #26 Wicked Awesome- Greg
14) Winner- #39 Wilma- Nancy
15) Winner- #20 I’m Wearing Edible Underwear- Crystal
16) Winner- #62 Martha Stewart- Joyce
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
2) Winner- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
3) Winner- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
4) Winner- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Young Dave
Behind the Bar- Young Dave as well
In the Kitchen- Our Professional Staff
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #71 Dave Buuck- Jerry
Third Place- A top notch Tee Shirt- #22 Just Hangin’- Lori
Second Place- $15- #35 You Know What They Say About Crabs With Big Shells…- Henry
First Place- $25- Super Crab- Super Ninja Crab- Sara
Time:
Plus Eleven
Looking back over the last nine months, we’ve run eight Races at the Three Kings. Sara with no H has run in seven of them. Of those seven races, she has posted four First Place finishes and a Second Place. Truly one of the strongest runs in Crab Racing History. In Sara’s wake we had Henry (who shared a table with Sara) in Second and Lori in Third. SuperCrab proves why he’s ranked #1 in the world, beating out #17, the #2 Crab in the World in the Semifinals.
The Crabs return to Hoagland on Friday June the 5th, probably running on the Beers Of The World Board. Stay tuned for more details. Pick ‘em at 7:30, race ‘em at 8:00 and as always, until then, he’s Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
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