Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito-
Playing hooky from work this week. Spending a couple of days at Casa dos Gatos, then skating up to Puerto dos Gatos for a couple after we finish the Races tonite. Nothing better than a nighttime cruise with the windows down and XM Chill on the box. I could drive all night.
A monster crowd at The Friendly Confines. Lined up at 7:15 all the way back to the table. Nothing like a rainy day to induce a little Crabbin' Fever. So nice to have The Crabby Old Pharts joining us this evening, can't recall the last time we saw them. We've got a small but lovely contingent of Hinkeys. Team Aftermath and the Screamin' Seamen are with us as well. Deloused Racing is with us for the second time and Stephanie is in much better shape than we left her last time. They'll have one more week on their Probation after tonite. The Crustacean Sensations pull a Powell Doctrine and deploy a massive force on the evening's proceedings. Steve Schrader is your lovely host, with Ricky the Four Inch Wonder behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda is on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!
Friday is the 25th and that means it's Folkie's annual Christmas In July celebration. So jump in bed and cover your head, because it's-
Brickyard/ Christmas Crab Racing
Pre-Race
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) The Beatles
2) Vatican City
3) Treasure Island
4) Alan Shepherd
5) Alberto Contador
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Chrissie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #58 Frisco- Leilani
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #4 If I Give U A Banana, Will U Fuq Me Like A Gorilla- Team Hinkey (TH)
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab. More About Him Later
5) Winner- #85 She Said Fuq Me Silly, So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
6) Winner- #36 Buck Naked- CS
7) Winner- #11 Steve Perry- CS
8) Winner- #26 Scratchy- Deloused Racing (DR)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #59 Bone Saw- CS
Halftime Entries:
Natural Sellout
10) Winner- #41 It's Not My Birthday But I've Still Got Crabs- DR (Lotteried out for #10 He Cheated On Me So Now He Has Crabs- CS)
11) Winner- #87 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)
The Wave
12) Winner- #48 Scuba Steve- TA
13) Winner- #8 Speedy- DR
14) Winner- #6 Itchy- DR
15) Winner- #74 Sparky- Ryan
16) Winner- #22 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #59 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
2) Winner- #36 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done - #59 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #36 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
First Place- $30 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Time:
Plus Three
So there it is. Christmas and Brickyard all in one shot. The Crustacean Sensations dominate the evening, putting three Crabs into the Finals. Unfortunately, the fourth Crab was the Super One and despite finishing Second in Hoagsville, he looks pretty unstoppable in Mayberry. Not only does he keep the $30 from the last race, he nabs another $30 tonite, so when we return on the 5th of August, we'll be Racing for a cool $90.
Like I said, we'll be back in Marion on August the 5th and we'll be Racing for $90, I believe that'll cover a round for the table. Until then, he's Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
Playing hooky from work this week. Spending a couple of days at Casa dos Gatos, then skating up to Puerto dos Gatos for a couple after we finish the Races tonite. Nothing better than a nighttime cruise with the windows down and XM Chill on the box. I could drive all night.
A monster crowd at The Friendly Confines. Lined up at 7:15 all the way back to the table. Nothing like a rainy day to induce a little Crabbin' Fever. So nice to have The Crabby Old Pharts joining us this evening, can't recall the last time we saw them. We've got a small but lovely contingent of Hinkeys. Team Aftermath and the Screamin' Seamen are with us as well. Deloused Racing is with us for the second time and Stephanie is in much better shape than we left her last time. They'll have one more week on their Probation after tonite. The Crustacean Sensations pull a Powell Doctrine and deploy a massive force on the evening's proceedings. Steve Schrader is your lovely host, with Ricky the Four Inch Wonder behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda is on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!
Friday is the 25th and that means it's Folkie's annual Christmas In July celebration. So jump in bed and cover your head, because it's-
Brickyard/ Christmas Crab Racing
Pre-Race
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) The Beatles
2) Vatican City
3) Treasure Island
4) Alan Shepherd
5) Alberto Contador
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Chrissie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #58 Frisco- Leilani
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #4 If I Give U A Banana, Will U Fuq Me Like A Gorilla- Team Hinkey (TH)
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab. More About Him Later
5) Winner- #85 She Said Fuq Me Silly, So I Put On A Clown Suit- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
6) Winner- #36 Buck Naked- CS
7) Winner- #11 Steve Perry- CS
8) Winner- #26 Scratchy- Deloused Racing (DR)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #59 Bone Saw- CS
Halftime Entries:
Natural Sellout
10) Winner- #41 It's Not My Birthday But I've Still Got Crabs- DR (Lotteried out for #10 He Cheated On Me So Now He Has Crabs- CS)
11) Winner- #87 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)
The Wave
12) Winner- #48 Scuba Steve- TA
13) Winner- #8 Speedy- DR
14) Winner- #6 Itchy- DR
15) Winner- #74 Sparky- Ryan
16) Winner- #22 Oliver Twist. Because I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #59 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
2) Winner- #36 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done - #59 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #36 Buck Naked- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
First Place- $30 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Time:
Plus Three
So there it is. Christmas and Brickyard all in one shot. The Crustacean Sensations dominate the evening, putting three Crabs into the Finals. Unfortunately, the fourth Crab was the Super One and despite finishing Second in Hoagsville, he looks pretty unstoppable in Mayberry. Not only does he keep the $30 from the last race, he nabs another $30 tonite, so when we return on the 5th of August, we'll be Racing for a cool $90.
Like I said, we'll be back in Marion on August the 5th and we'll be Racing for $90, I believe that'll cover a round for the table. Until then, he's Sonny Starr!
Ciao for nao
j
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