Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Man the summer is just flying by! A very nice weekend at the lakes, sorry we missed you. The amateurs must have spent thousands on fireworks this year. Definitely some professional stuff going off around the lake, the show must have gone on for a couple of hours.
Medium size crowd this week, but high quality nonetheless. SRL makes it back after a week off. Team Hinkey is hanging back by the window (the always adorable Tallywhacker Toucher wanders in late). The Screamin' Seamen are in their usual spot in the field level boxes. Rochelle sets up with a small group on the far side of the Table. The Crustacean Sensations join them and our Flag Holder Stephanie celebrates her birthday with Stacey and Sarah, rounding out Race Row. Some Fockers in the Skyboxes and a couple more Racers here and there make a fair crowd. Steve Schrader is our lovely host this evening. Four Inch Ricky is behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda's on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! I've got my cape and I've got my tights, so I guess I'm ready for some-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mediterranean
2) Bill Russell
3) St. Valentine
4) Caribou
5) Rock & Roll
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stephanie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #4 Deepin Cider- Ryan
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #8 Sorry About Your Face (And Hair)- Team Hinkey (TH)
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
4) Winner- #90 Scratchy- Stacy
5) Winner- #41 Vagina Lovesalot- Rochelle
6) Winner- #38 Hey These Crabs Look Familiar. Do You Know Matt Hughes?- TH
7) Winner- #95 I'm Going To Have To Numb That. Numb Numb Numb Numb Numb- The American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
8) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (more about him later)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #6 Itchy- Sarah
Halftime Entries:
Seven of them
10) Winner- #50 Steve McNair's Ghost- CS
11) Winner- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
The Wave
12) Winner- #74 Fromunda Cheese- Folkie's Softball team (FST)
13) Winner- #46 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
14) Winner- #85Black Pat- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
15) Winner- #42 Bone Saw- CS
16) Winner- #22 Buck Naked- CS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #6 Itchy- Sarah
2) Winner- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20- #6 Itchy- Sarah
First Place- $30- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Time:
Plus Five
A very inspired night of Racing indeed! #50 makes it 10 races in a row into the Semis. Steph and Sarah land a couple in the Finals and the Crustacean Sensations pick up a couple of points in the team standings. Super Folkie was set to slip out of the #1 ranking, until Sonny parked a new Crab in the shell this evening and lo and behold, we have a winner. This Crab apparently works well out of the fourth bucket just like his predecessor.
Super Crab will return to Folkie's with his winnings on July 22nd when First Place will be worth $60. We'll see you then!
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Man the summer is just flying by! A very nice weekend at the lakes, sorry we missed you. The amateurs must have spent thousands on fireworks this year. Definitely some professional stuff going off around the lake, the show must have gone on for a couple of hours.
Medium size crowd this week, but high quality nonetheless. SRL makes it back after a week off. Team Hinkey is hanging back by the window (the always adorable Tallywhacker Toucher wanders in late). The Screamin' Seamen are in their usual spot in the field level boxes. Rochelle sets up with a small group on the far side of the Table. The Crustacean Sensations join them and our Flag Holder Stephanie celebrates her birthday with Stacey and Sarah, rounding out Race Row. Some Fockers in the Skyboxes and a couple more Racers here and there make a fair crowd. Steve Schrader is our lovely host this evening. Four Inch Ricky is behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda's on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! I've got my cape and I've got my tights, so I guess I'm ready for some-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mediterranean
2) Bill Russell
3) St. Valentine
4) Caribou
5) Rock & Roll
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stephanie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #4 Deepin Cider- Ryan
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #8 Sorry About Your Face (And Hair)- Team Hinkey (TH)
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
4) Winner- #90 Scratchy- Stacy
5) Winner- #41 Vagina Lovesalot- Rochelle
6) Winner- #38 Hey These Crabs Look Familiar. Do You Know Matt Hughes?- TH
7) Winner- #95 I'm Going To Have To Numb That. Numb Numb Numb Numb Numb- The American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
8) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (more about him later)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #6 Itchy- Sarah
Halftime Entries:
Seven of them
10) Winner- #50 Steve McNair's Ghost- CS
11) Winner- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
The Wave
12) Winner- #74 Fromunda Cheese- Folkie's Softball team (FST)
13) Winner- #46 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
14) Winner- #85Black Pat- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
15) Winner- #42 Bone Saw- CS
16) Winner- #22 Buck Naked- CS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #6 Itchy- Sarah
2) Winner- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
3) Winner- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Behind the Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #64 It's My Birthday And I Got Crabs- Stephanie
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #5 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20- #6 Itchy- Sarah
First Place- $30- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Time:
Plus Five
A very inspired night of Racing indeed! #50 makes it 10 races in a row into the Semis. Steph and Sarah land a couple in the Finals and the Crustacean Sensations pick up a couple of points in the team standings. Super Folkie was set to slip out of the #1 ranking, until Sonny parked a new Crab in the shell this evening and lo and behold, we have a winner. This Crab apparently works well out of the fourth bucket just like his predecessor.
Super Crab will return to Folkie's with his winnings on July 22nd when First Place will be worth $60. We'll see you then!
Ciao for nao
j
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