Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Actually, greetings from Puerto dos Gatos as were flying in from Dorothafest, our annual midsummer family gathering at the lake place. In the car tonite are my teammate from the Chainsaw Sisters, Whita Sita, as well as my cousin, Mt. Pleasant Michigan's foremost herbologist, Dave.
A light summer crowd to start with at the Three Kings this evening. We're once again suffering from SSDS (Serious Sara Deficiency Syndrome), but hopefully it's temporary and August will bring a full recovery. Dave's our lovely host once again, doing a stellar job behind the Bar, and Jill Bob is in complete control, on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! The crowd starts small, but proves quite worthy, building thru the evening, sometimes you just have to listen to what Bonnie says, and just hold on. Because it's time for-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Rock and Roll
2) Mediterranean
3) Bill Russell
4) St Valentine
5) Caribou
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #64 Herbal Assault- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #6 Fred- April
3) Winner- #4 Mike- Scott
4) Winner- #50 Fitty- Jill Bob
5) Winner- #46 Lady Bug- Sarah
6) Winner- SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
7) Winner- #38 Colonel Klink- Hogan
8) Winner- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #88 Spanky- Bill
Halftime Entries:
Four times
10) Winner- #59 Fast Bastard- Tom
11) Winner- 74 Roy- David
The Wave
12) Winner- #8 I'm Itchin' In My Crotch And I Don't Know Why- Miguel
13) Winner- #42 Snatch- Gillaina
14) Winner- #41 Daniker- Jeremy
15) Winner- #5 What Happens In The Aquarium, STAYS IN THE AQUARIUM!!!- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
16) Winner- #25 Smitty- Tom
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #88 Spanky- Bill
2) Winner- SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
3) Winner- #4 Mike- Scott
4) Winner- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #4 Mike- Scott
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Second Place- $15- # SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
First Place- $25- #88 Spanky- Bill
Time:
Plus Two
Herbal Assault storms out in the first race, only to go cold in the bucket, falling to the night's eventual Champ. Four of the top five Crabs make the Semis, with Number Four and Number One getting thru to the Finals. Number Four proves the stronger this evening, beating out the Super One to take the First Place Money.
The Amazing Racin' Crustaceans will return to Crabsville on Friday August the 7th, with a belated Brickyard Crab Racing. Got our fingers crossed for the return of the Saras With No H. See you then.
Ciao for nao
j
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Actually, greetings from Puerto dos Gatos as were flying in from Dorothafest, our annual midsummer family gathering at the lake place. In the car tonite are my teammate from the Chainsaw Sisters, Whita Sita, as well as my cousin, Mt. Pleasant Michigan's foremost herbologist, Dave.
A light summer crowd to start with at the Three Kings this evening. We're once again suffering from SSDS (Serious Sara Deficiency Syndrome), but hopefully it's temporary and August will bring a full recovery. Dave's our lovely host once again, doing a stellar job behind the Bar, and Jill Bob is in complete control, on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! The crowd starts small, but proves quite worthy, building thru the evening, sometimes you just have to listen to what Bonnie says, and just hold on. Because it's time for-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Rock and Roll
2) Mediterranean
3) Bill Russell
4) St Valentine
5) Caribou
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #64 Herbal Assault- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #6 Fred- April
3) Winner- #4 Mike- Scott
4) Winner- #50 Fitty- Jill Bob
5) Winner- #46 Lady Bug- Sarah
6) Winner- SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
7) Winner- #38 Colonel Klink- Hogan
8) Winner- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #88 Spanky- Bill
Halftime Entries:
Four times
10) Winner- #59 Fast Bastard- Tom
11) Winner- 74 Roy- David
The Wave
12) Winner- #8 I'm Itchin' In My Crotch And I Don't Know Why- Miguel
13) Winner- #42 Snatch- Gillaina
14) Winner- #41 Daniker- Jeremy
15) Winner- #5 What Happens In The Aquarium, STAYS IN THE AQUARIUM!!!- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
16) Winner- #25 Smitty- Tom
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #88 Spanky- Bill
2) Winner- SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
3) Winner- #4 Mike- Scott
4) Winner- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #4 Mike- Scott
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #22 Supercalifragilisticexpyalidouchefuq- Jake
Second Place- $15- # SC Mr. Super Crab- Megan
First Place- $25- #88 Spanky- Bill
Time:
Plus Two
Herbal Assault storms out in the first race, only to go cold in the bucket, falling to the night's eventual Champ. Four of the top five Crabs make the Semis, with Number Four and Number One getting thru to the Finals. Number Four proves the stronger this evening, beating out the Super One to take the First Place Money.
The Amazing Racin' Crustaceans will return to Crabsville on Friday August the 7th, with a belated Brickyard Crab Racing. Got our fingers crossed for the return of the Saras With No H. See you then.
Ciao for nao
j
Comments