Here are the basics. More to come later.
Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Brook
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Caligula- Pete
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #16 Flamingo- Audra
3) Winner- #44 I'm Wearing Edible Underwear- Mandy
4) Winner- #26 I Got This Crab Out Of Chuck's Pants- Allen
5) Winner- #6 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
6) Winner- #74 Pandango- Marcy
7) Winner- #16 Brett Favray- Sandy
8) Winner- #58 The Shocker- Jeremy
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #99 Fuq Her. No, You Fuq Her, You Brought Her- Dave
Halftime Entries:
Nope. Sold Out.
10) Winner- #84 Forty Two- John
11) Winner- #35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
The Wave
12) Winner- #87 Orgasmic Olivia- Lynn
13) Winner- #7 Tiger- Brooke
14) Winner- #01 Double Penetration- Dawn
15) Winner- #55 Drew Firmdriver- Adam
16) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #17 Caligula- Pete
2) Winner- #16 Flamingo- Audra
3) Winner- #35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
4) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Outstanding Individuals:
Everyone was outstanding!
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #16 Flamingo- Audra
Third Place- $10- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $25- #17 Caligula- Pete
First Place- $40- $35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
Time:
No time like the present
ciao for nao
djjj
Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Brook
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Caligula- Pete
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #16 Flamingo- Audra
3) Winner- #44 I'm Wearing Edible Underwear- Mandy
4) Winner- #26 I Got This Crab Out Of Chuck's Pants- Allen
5) Winner- #6 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
6) Winner- #74 Pandango- Marcy
7) Winner- #16 Brett Favray- Sandy
8) Winner- #58 The Shocker- Jeremy
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #99 Fuq Her. No, You Fuq Her, You Brought Her- Dave
Halftime Entries:
Nope. Sold Out.
10) Winner- #84 Forty Two- John
11) Winner- #35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
The Wave
12) Winner- #87 Orgasmic Olivia- Lynn
13) Winner- #7 Tiger- Brooke
14) Winner- #01 Double Penetration- Dawn
15) Winner- #55 Drew Firmdriver- Adam
16) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #17 Caligula- Pete
2) Winner- #16 Flamingo- Audra
3) Winner- #35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
4) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Outstanding Individuals:
Everyone was outstanding!
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #16 Flamingo- Audra
Third Place- $10- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $25- #17 Caligula- Pete
First Place- $40- $35 Dangerous Dave- Sharon
Time:
No time like the present
ciao for nao
djjj
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