Hoy Hoy!!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. What a crappy week to be on vacation! Luckily, I've a waterbed and no ambition, so it's a perfect week for lot's of naps. The Attorney General says that people of my age should nap at least thrice a day, and I'm above the average this week!
Huuuugggge crowd this week at the Folkiedome. Rumor has it they started lining up around 6:00 PM. These people are serious about their Crabs. Four of the Top Five Teams are in attendance along with the M69ers from Grand Rapids. Steve Schrader is your lovely host, Ricky the Four Inch Wonder® is behind the bar, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!!
Crab Racing USA-
PreRace:
Some of this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Arizona
2) Nevada
3) Hudson
4) Gulf Of California
5) Minnesota
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stacy
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Beat The Brakes Off That Pussy- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
3) Winner- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
4) Winner- #67 Crabs Sold Out. Syphilis Half Price- Team Hinkey (TH)
5) Winner- #98 Itchy Bitchy- TH
6) Winner- #6 John Doe- COF
7) Winner- #16 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL
8) Winner- #64 Megatron- CS
Halftime:
Some of this
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Halftime Entries:
Not Tonite Darlin'
10) Winner- #55 Tulips On Your Organ- Rochelle
11) Winner- #34 Classic Rock My Ass- Steve
The Wave
12) Winner- #4 Hey, That's Thomas- SRL
13) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH
14) Winner- #59 Old Guys Get The Crabs Too- Judy
15) Winner- #84 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
16) Winner- #5 Longshot- Jamie
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #98 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey
2) Winner- #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations
3) Winner- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #64 Megatron- Crustacean Sensations
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done- #98 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt - #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (ditto)- #64 Megatron- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Plus One
The Sensational Crustaceans grab eight points to move into fourth place in the League Standings and the Crabby Young Pharts grab four points to climb to within two points of the slumping First Place Sapphire Racing League. The Crabs turn in an efficient Plus One in a show that included quite a bit of shtick in the Second Half.
The Crabs come back on Thanksgiving Eve, November 25th, and I bet there'll be another great crowd. Check the rankings and get there early to get the best Crabs. See you then!!!
ciao for nao
djjj
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. What a crappy week to be on vacation! Luckily, I've a waterbed and no ambition, so it's a perfect week for lot's of naps. The Attorney General says that people of my age should nap at least thrice a day, and I'm above the average this week!
Huuuugggge crowd this week at the Folkiedome. Rumor has it they started lining up around 6:00 PM. These people are serious about their Crabs. Four of the Top Five Teams are in attendance along with the M69ers from Grand Rapids. Steve Schrader is your lovely host, Ricky the Four Inch Wonder® is behind the bar, Thursday Night Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!!
Crab Racing USA-
PreRace:
Some of this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Arizona
2) Nevada
3) Hudson
4) Gulf Of California
5) Minnesota
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stacy
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Beat The Brakes Off That Pussy- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
3) Winner- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
4) Winner- #67 Crabs Sold Out. Syphilis Half Price- Team Hinkey (TH)
5) Winner- #98 Itchy Bitchy- TH
6) Winner- #6 John Doe- COF
7) Winner- #16 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL
8) Winner- #64 Megatron- CS
Halftime:
Some of this
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Halftime Entries:
Not Tonite Darlin'
10) Winner- #55 Tulips On Your Organ- Rochelle
11) Winner- #34 Classic Rock My Ass- Steve
The Wave
12) Winner- #4 Hey, That's Thomas- SRL
13) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH
14) Winner- #59 Old Guys Get The Crabs Too- Judy
15) Winner- #84 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin' Seamen (SS)
16) Winner- #5 Longshot- Jamie
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #98 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey
2) Winner- #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations
3) Winner- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #64 Megatron- Crustacean Sensations
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done- #98 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt - #71 Bill Brasky- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #35 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (ditto)- #64 Megatron- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Plus One
The Sensational Crustaceans grab eight points to move into fourth place in the League Standings and the Crabby Young Pharts grab four points to climb to within two points of the slumping First Place Sapphire Racing League. The Crabs turn in an efficient Plus One in a show that included quite a bit of shtick in the Second Half.
The Crabs come back on Thanksgiving Eve, November 25th, and I bet there'll be another great crowd. Check the rankings and get there early to get the best Crabs. See you then!!!
ciao for nao
djjj
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