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A plethora of Crabs tonite. We raced 58 (a world record), so we added an extra set of four Tough Preliminary Heats.
Superhero Crab Racing
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Charles Bronson
2) Bogota
3) Paris
4) Dopey
5) Waterford
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Trish
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #9 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack (WP)
3) Winner- #0 Crabby Crabtastic- I Seriously Hope We Don't Catch The Crabs (ISH)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
5) Winner- #63 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
6) Winner- #99 Lightning Loser- Team Sapulpa (TSP)
7) Winner- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
8) Winner- #74 I Don't Give A Fuq- TSP
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #44 Slippery Sailor- Crabby Legs Racing (CLR)
Halftime Entries:
Nope. Unnatural Sellout
10) Winner- #8 Mobile Porn Unit- No Kids At Home Tonite Racing Team (NKA)
11) Winner- #84 She's A Cum Dumpster- Michigan 69ers (M69)
The Wave
12) Winner- #89 Shades McGibbon- Dumber Than A Bag O' Dicks Racing (DBO)
13) Winner- #14 Tink- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
14) Winner- #13 Lawman's Lady #2- FSR
15) Winner- #40 Gilligan- WP
16) Winner- #41 Don't Trust A Ho, Cuz THE HO DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL
17) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- FSR
18) Winner- #75 Old Strippers Don't Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- COF
19) Winner- #24 Pimp Daddy #2- FSR
20) Winner- #27 Crabzilla- ISH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack
3) Winner- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Lovely Host- Steve Schrader
Behind The Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In The Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #46 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $80 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (ditto)- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack
Time:
Plus Eight
Ciao for nao
j
A plethora of Crabs tonite. We raced 58 (a world record), so we added an extra set of four Tough Preliminary Heats.
Superhero Crab Racing
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Charles Bronson
2) Bogota
3) Paris
4) Dopey
5) Waterford
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Trish
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #9 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted Twenty-Three- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack (WP)
3) Winner- #0 Crabby Crabtastic- I Seriously Hope We Don't Catch The Crabs (ISH)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
5) Winner- #63 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
6) Winner- #99 Lightning Loser- Team Sapulpa (TSP)
7) Winner- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
8) Winner- #74 I Don't Give A Fuq- TSP
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #44 Slippery Sailor- Crabby Legs Racing (CLR)
Halftime Entries:
Nope. Unnatural Sellout
10) Winner- #8 Mobile Porn Unit- No Kids At Home Tonite Racing Team (NKA)
11) Winner- #84 She's A Cum Dumpster- Michigan 69ers (M69)
The Wave
12) Winner- #89 Shades McGibbon- Dumber Than A Bag O' Dicks Racing (DBO)
13) Winner- #14 Tink- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
14) Winner- #13 Lawman's Lady #2- FSR
15) Winner- #40 Gilligan- WP
16) Winner- #41 Don't Trust A Ho, Cuz THE HO DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL
17) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- FSR
18) Winner- #75 Old Strippers Don't Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- COF
19) Winner- #24 Pimp Daddy #2- FSR
20) Winner- #27 Crabzilla- ISH
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack
3) Winner- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Lovely Host- Steve Schrader
Behind The Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In The Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Shooter's Gal- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #46 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $80 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (ditto)- #64 Fireball- The Wolf Pack
Time:
Plus Eight
Ciao for nao
j
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