Baseball Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Jerry Mathers
2) New York
3) Sudan
4) Alaska
5) Laugh In
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Autumn
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don't Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #31 If I Give You A Banana, Will You Fuq Me Like A Gorilla?- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)
3) Winner- #99 Mona Lott- Crotch Conchs (CC)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
5) Winner- #40 This Crab Sux More Than A $2 Whore- COF
6) Winner- #86 The Skipper Shows Mary An His Little Buddy- Lost Gilligan Episodes Racing (LGE)
Seventh Inning Stretch
7) Winner- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- #60 Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuq 'em, Forget 'em- COF
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
Halftime Entries:
Yep
10) Winner- #9 Lucy Lips- CC
11) Winner- #36 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- DBO
The Wave
12) Winner- #8 Crispy Nuts- Wolf Pack (WP)
13) Winner- #74 Martha Fokker- CC
14) Winner- #0 Penny Sillin- CC
15) Winner- #51 She Told Me She Wasn't Married. THAT LYIN' BITCH!!!- Folkie's Fockers (FF)
16) Winner- #56 2 Pump Chump- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
17) Winner- #34 She Wanted A Relationship And I Said "What The Fuq Are You Thinking?"- Sapphire Racing (SRL)
18) Winner- #61 Gilligan- WP
19) Winner- #33 Why's It Have 2 B So Long- FSR
20) Winner #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- DBO
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #74 Martha Fokker- Crotch Conchs
2) Winner- #9 Lucy Lips- Crotch Conchs
3) Winner- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #74 Martha Fokker- Crotch Conchs
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #9 Lucy Lips- Crotch Conchs
Time:
Plus Four
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PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Jerry Mathers
2) New York
3) Sudan
4) Alaska
5) Laugh In
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Autumn
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don't Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #31 If I Give You A Banana, Will You Fuq Me Like A Gorilla?- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)
3) Winner- #99 Mona Lott- Crotch Conchs (CC)
4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
5) Winner- #40 This Crab Sux More Than A $2 Whore- COF
6) Winner- #86 The Skipper Shows Mary An His Little Buddy- Lost Gilligan Episodes Racing (LGE)
Seventh Inning Stretch
7) Winner- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- #60 Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuq 'em, Forget 'em- COF
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
Halftime Entries:
Yep
10) Winner- #9 Lucy Lips- CC
11) Winner- #36 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- DBO
The Wave
12) Winner- #8 Crispy Nuts- Wolf Pack (WP)
13) Winner- #74 Martha Fokker- CC
14) Winner- #0 Penny Sillin- CC
15) Winner- #51 She Told Me She Wasn't Married. THAT LYIN' BITCH!!!- Folkie's Fockers (FF)
16) Winner- #56 2 Pump Chump- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
17) Winner- #34 She Wanted A Relationship And I Said "What The Fuq Are You Thinking?"- Sapphire Racing (SRL)
18) Winner- #61 Gilligan- WP
19) Winner- #33 Why's It Have 2 B So Long- FSR
20) Winner #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- DBO
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #74 Martha Fokker- Crotch Conchs
2) Winner- #9 Lucy Lips- Crotch Conchs
3) Winner- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #74 Martha Fokker- Crotch Conchs
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #3 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #84 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #9 Lucy Lips- Crotch Conchs
Time:
Plus Four
djjj
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