Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Basil Rathbone
2) George Blanda
3) Milhaus
4) King Arthur
5) Romulus & Remus
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Bonnie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #84 Lick 'Em Quicker- Sand Fleas (SF)
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
4) Winner- #0 Abe Froman's Mom, The Sausage Queen Of Chicago- COF
5) Winner- #1 Big Papa- Wolf Pack (WP)
6) Winner- #15 Crabby Ass- WP
7) Winner- #21 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
8) Winner- #63 Fifty Nine Shooter's Girl- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #31 2 Pump Chump- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Sellout
10) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- FSR
11) Winner- #86 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)
The Wave
12) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
13) Winner- #50 Old Strippers Don't Retire. They Just Get The Crabs- COF
14) Winner- #33 Fuqtard- TA
15) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- FSR
16) Winner- #3 Ride Me- SF
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Sherri
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Minus One
Ciao for nao
j
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Basil Rathbone
2) George Blanda
3) Milhaus
4) King Arthur
5) Romulus & Remus
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Bonnie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #84 Lick 'Em Quicker- Sand Fleas (SF)
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
4) Winner- #0 Abe Froman's Mom, The Sausage Queen Of Chicago- COF
5) Winner- #1 Big Papa- Wolf Pack (WP)
6) Winner- #15 Crabby Ass- WP
7) Winner- #21 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
8) Winner- #63 Fifty Nine Shooter's Girl- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #31 2 Pump Chump- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Sellout
10) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- FSR
11) Winner- #86 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)
The Wave
12) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
13) Winner- #50 Old Strippers Don't Retire. They Just Get The Crabs- COF
14) Winner- #33 Fuqtard- TA
15) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- FSR
16) Winner- #3 Ride Me- SF
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Sherri
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Minus One
Ciao for nao
j
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