Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Jeopardy:
1) Dulcinea
2) Ronald Reagan
3) Peter Lawford
4) Trivia
5) Margot Kidder
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Joanne
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)
3) Winner- #84 Don’t Trust A Ho Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust You- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
4) Winner- #72 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)
5) Winner- #75 Abe Froman’s Mom- COF
6) Winner- #46 Jism- TA
7) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
8) Winner- #3 John Doe- COF
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Staff Seargent Max Fightmaster- CS
Halftime Entries:
We got ourselves a Sellout!.
10) Winner- #9 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
11) Winner- #89 Shooter- FSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #63 Digger- TA
13) Winner- #8 Brunettes Are Way Better- The Only Ones That Matter (TOOTM)
14) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas (SF)
15) Winner- #40 Have A Little Faith- SRL
16) Winner- #41 Tallywhacker Toucher- TOOTM
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
3) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
Time:
Plus Three
Ciao for nao
j
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Jeopardy:
1) Dulcinea
2) Ronald Reagan
3) Peter Lawford
4) Trivia
5) Margot Kidder
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Joanne
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)
3) Winner- #84 Don’t Trust A Ho Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust You- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
4) Winner- #72 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)
5) Winner- #75 Abe Froman’s Mom- COF
6) Winner- #46 Jism- TA
7) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
8) Winner- #3 John Doe- COF
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Staff Seargent Max Fightmaster- CS
Halftime Entries:
We got ourselves a Sellout!.
10) Winner- #9 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
11) Winner- #89 Shooter- FSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #63 Digger- TA
13) Winner- #8 Brunettes Are Way Better- The Only Ones That Matter (TOOTM)
14) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas (SF)
15) Winner- #40 Have A Little Faith- SRL
16) Winner- #41 Tallywhacker Toucher- TOOTM
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
3) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
Time:
Plus Three
Ciao for nao
j
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