Hoy Hoy!!
How the hells are yous people, huh?! Well we’re back from summer break and we’re ready to bang it around the far turn and point it toward the stretch drive for the 2010 racing season. As most of you know, we’ve pulled a Green Acres this summer and moved the dos Gatos camp to the rural splendor of western Randolph County. We’ve taken up residence in a 100 year old farmhouse on a 130 acre, which shall be known as Finca Con dos Gatos, Farm With Two Cats (thanx to Ralph & Ralph for the translation). While we’re still waiting on Omnicity to get us some broadband internet, we’re going to go ahead and do our posts with a Bluetooth dial up connection thru our cell phone. Just don’t look for any large uploads in the near future. I’ve got a Newcastle Brown Ale in hand and I’ll try my best to bring you up to speed.
A beautiful evening, both inside and out, here in the friendly confines. Atypical late summer crowd, giving us a backdoor sellout, with second chance Crabs for anyone who wanted them. We’re joined for the second race in a row by the original “On The Floor, Serving Us All” girl, Cheryl. The lovely Steve Schrader is our lovely host, Ricky Four Inch is behind the bar, Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, serving us all. So in the words of Mr. Buffett- “Rhonda bring a pitcher, another round of brew”, it’s time to get drunk and do-
Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mercury
2) Maine
3) New York
4) Fifth
5) Tigers
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Christine
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #79 Hump- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #88 Peaches- COF
4) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- CS
5) Winner- #84 Say Yes To Michigasm- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
6) Winner- #26 Thurston Gives Lovey The Three Hour Tour- Lost Gilligan Episodes Racing Team (LGE)
7) Winner- #74 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
8) Winner- #33 Work Sux- I’ll Cry If I Want To Racing (ICI)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #35 Sexual Predator- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #85 Abe Froman- COF
11) Winner- #60 Rufus- Christine
The Wave
12) Winner- #25 Super Shooter- FSR
13) Winner- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
14) Winner- #46 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYING BITCH!!!- FF
15) Winner- #3 Creeping Crabs- Howard
16) Winner- Super Crab, The House Crab
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the kitchen- Shane
On the floor, serving us all- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (plus a swell hat)- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The next best thing to free)- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $50 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Ditto)- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Minus one
Congrats to Tyler and the Crustacean Sensations on their win as well as The Crabby Old Pharts for their sweep of the other three points paying positions, extending their massive lead to end the summer season.
The Crabs return to Folk’s on September the 8th with an encore performance of Train Crab Racing. Until then, he's Sonny Star!
ciao for nao
djjj
How the hells are yous people, huh?! Well we’re back from summer break and we’re ready to bang it around the far turn and point it toward the stretch drive for the 2010 racing season. As most of you know, we’ve pulled a Green Acres this summer and moved the dos Gatos camp to the rural splendor of western Randolph County. We’ve taken up residence in a 100 year old farmhouse on a 130 acre, which shall be known as Finca Con dos Gatos, Farm With Two Cats (thanx to Ralph & Ralph for the translation). While we’re still waiting on Omnicity to get us some broadband internet, we’re going to go ahead and do our posts with a Bluetooth dial up connection thru our cell phone. Just don’t look for any large uploads in the near future. I’ve got a Newcastle Brown Ale in hand and I’ll try my best to bring you up to speed.
A beautiful evening, both inside and out, here in the friendly confines. Atypical late summer crowd, giving us a backdoor sellout, with second chance Crabs for anyone who wanted them. We’re joined for the second race in a row by the original “On The Floor, Serving Us All” girl, Cheryl. The lovely Steve Schrader is our lovely host, Ricky Four Inch is behind the bar, Shane is in the kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, serving us all. So in the words of Mr. Buffett- “Rhonda bring a pitcher, another round of brew”, it’s time to get drunk and do-
Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Mercury
2) Maine
3) New York
4) Fifth
5) Tigers
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Christine
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #79 Hump- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #88 Peaches- COF
4) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- CS
5) Winner- #84 Say Yes To Michigasm- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
6) Winner- #26 Thurston Gives Lovey The Three Hour Tour- Lost Gilligan Episodes Racing Team (LGE)
7) Winner- #74 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
8) Winner- #33 Work Sux- I’ll Cry If I Want To Racing (ICI)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #35 Sexual Predator- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #85 Abe Froman- COF
11) Winner- #60 Rufus- Christine
The Wave
12) Winner- #25 Super Shooter- FSR
13) Winner- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
14) Winner- #46 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYING BITCH!!!- FF
15) Winner- #3 Creeping Crabs- Howard
16) Winner- Super Crab, The House Crab
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind the bar- Ricky Four Inch
In the kitchen- Shane
On the floor, serving us all- Rhonda
Your Host- Steve Schrader
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (plus a swell hat)- #98 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #55 Abe Froman’s Wife- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The next best thing to free)- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $50 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Ditto)- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Minus one
Congrats to Tyler and the Crustacean Sensations on their win as well as The Crabby Old Pharts for their sweep of the other three points paying positions, extending their massive lead to end the summer season.
The Crabs return to Folk’s on September the 8th with an encore performance of Train Crab Racing. Until then, he's Sonny Star!
ciao for nao
djjj
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