Train Crab Racing- Folkie’s 9/8

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Hoy Hoy!!

Had a great time Wednesday night at the FolkieDome with an encore performance of Train Crab Racing. What started as an empty bar, turned into quite a crowd for a late summer night. The usual cast of crazies were in attendance, and I must say, I can't think of a better bunch of people to spend an evening for-


 

Train Crab Racing-


 

PreRace:


 

Rules To Live With And Abide By


 

Trivia Jeopardy:

1) Jim Brown

2) Florida

3) Earthquake

4) High Hopes

5) Paul Drake


 

National Anthem (fourth verse)

Flag Holder- Missy (No. Thank You!!)


 

They're Off and They're Haulin' Shell


 

Preliminaries:

First Half:

1) Winner- #69 Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)


 

Starting Lineup


 

2) Winner- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

3) Winner- #9 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)

4) Winner- #35 Willow Branch- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)

5) Winner- #25 Unbridled Evil- SRL

6) Winner- #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack (WP)

7) Winner- #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF

8) Winner- #79 Splat- FSR


 

Halftime:

Some of this. This as well


 

Second Half (Right back at ya):

9) Winner- #46 Snatchy LaRue- WP


 

Halftime Entries:

We got ourselves a Sellout!. (Backdoor)


 

10) Winner- #84 Shelly Ho- SRL

11) Winner- #14 Ramrodder- SRL


 

The Wave


 

12) Winner- #26 Belly Washing Cum Guzzler- FSR

13) Winner- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- DBO

14) Winner- #74 Lawman's Lady- FSR

15) Winner- #29 Don't Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie's Fockers (FF)

16) Winner- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- WP


 

Goodbye Losers:


 

Semifinals:

1) Winner- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing

2) Winner- #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack

3) Winner- #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts

4) Winner- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- Wolf Pack


 

Finals


 

Order of Merit:

Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing

Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- Wolf Pack Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts

First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack


 

Time:

Plus Three


 

The Crabs will return to Folkie's on Wednesday September 22nd with Football Crab Racing, The official start to the Fall Racing Calendar. See you there!!

Ciao for nao

j

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