Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Jeopardy:
1) New York
2) Hawaii
3) Hawaii
4) Alaska
5) Honolulu
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Teresa
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies (AP)
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #97 How Big Was She? Smell My Elbow- FSR
5) Winner- #00 Mama- Wolf Pack (PW)
6) Winner- #27 Blumkin Steamer- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party (UGP)
7) Winner- #15 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- UGP
8) Winner- #64 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #63 It’s Good 2 Have Wood- Folkie’s Fockers
Halftime Entries:
Pseudo Sellout!.
10) Winner- #37 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
11) Winner- #87 Abe Froman’s Dad- COF
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 Peaches- COF
13) Winner- #11 Butthead- Larry
14) Winner- #75 Go Go- AP
15) Winner- Super Folkie. The House Crab
16) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- CS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
On the nut
Ciao for nao
j
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Jeopardy:
1) New York
2) Hawaii
3) Hawaii
4) Alaska
5) Honolulu
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Teresa
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies (AP)
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #97 How Big Was She? Smell My Elbow- FSR
5) Winner- #00 Mama- Wolf Pack (PW)
6) Winner- #27 Blumkin Steamer- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party (UGP)
7) Winner- #15 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- UGP
8) Winner- #64 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #63 It’s Good 2 Have Wood- Folkie’s Fockers
Halftime Entries:
Pseudo Sellout!.
10) Winner- #37 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
11) Winner- #87 Abe Froman’s Dad- COF
The Wave
12) Winner- #51 Peaches- COF
13) Winner- #11 Butthead- Larry
14) Winner- #75 Go Go- AP
15) Winner- Super Folkie. The House Crab
16) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- CS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
On the nut
Ciao for nao
j
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