Train Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Milk
2) John Philip Sousa
3) Mexico City
4) San Francisco
5) Curling
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #15 Scissor Me Timber- Trent
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #63 Marshell- Kelsey
3) Winner- #65 Kosy Ben(?)- Emily
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
5) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
6) Winner- #51 Pussy Fart- Hannah
7) Winner- #40 Blue Ball Scratch- Nathan
8) Winner- SC Super Crab- Cameron
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #69 Martha- Kaelynn
Halftime Entries:
A Few
10) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
11) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
The Wave
12) Winner- #34 Barbara Streisand- Nate
13) Winner- #37 Sir Mix A Lot- Flo
14) Winner- #45 Sexy Little Thing- Sam
15) Winner- #7 Panama- Ben
16) Winner- #41 Blumkin- Zach
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
2) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
3) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done and A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $12 Worth Of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Second Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”) - #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
First Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #9 Rick James- Ian
Time:
Plus A Bazillion (and worth it)
djjj
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Milk
2) John Philip Sousa
3) Mexico City
4) San Francisco
5) Curling
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #15 Scissor Me Timber- Trent
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #63 Marshell- Kelsey
3) Winner- #65 Kosy Ben(?)- Emily
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
5) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
6) Winner- #51 Pussy Fart- Hannah
7) Winner- #40 Blue Ball Scratch- Nathan
8) Winner- SC Super Crab- Cameron
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #69 Martha- Kaelynn
Halftime Entries:
A Few
10) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
11) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
The Wave
12) Winner- #34 Barbara Streisand- Nate
13) Winner- #37 Sir Mix A Lot- Flo
14) Winner- #45 Sexy Little Thing- Sam
15) Winner- #7 Panama- Ben
16) Winner- #41 Blumkin- Zach
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
2) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
3) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done and A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $12 Worth Of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Second Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”) - #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
First Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #9 Rick James- Ian
Time:
Plus A Bazillion (and worth it)
djjj
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