Train Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) San Francisco
2) Mycroft
3) Mexico City
4) Curling
5) Milk
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Tonya
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #65 Fookin' Whore- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #95 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
4) Winner- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party (AGP)
5) Winner- #63 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- AGP
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- #7 Tony The Tiger- Martin
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- COF
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #46 I Put The Aggressive In The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party- AGP
11) Winner- #34 Don't Eat The Klowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie's Fockers (FF)
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Bullshit Sandwich- American Pies (AP)
13) Winner- #40 Fux Like A Champ- FSR
14) Winner- #47 Fuq Me Sideways. With Explosives- FSR
15) Winner- #57 EZ Money- FSR
16) Winner- #41R Super Shooter- FSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League
Time:
Plus One
djjj
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) San Francisco
2) Mycroft
3) Mexico City
4) Curling
5) Milk
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Tonya
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #65 Fookin' Whore- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #95 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
4) Winner- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party (AGP)
5) Winner- #63 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- AGP
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
8) Winner- #7 Tony The Tiger- Martin
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- COF
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #46 I Put The Aggressive In The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party- AGP
11) Winner- #34 Don't Eat The Klowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie's Fockers (FF)
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Bullshit Sandwich- American Pies (AP)
13) Winner- #40 Fux Like A Champ- FSR
14) Winner- #47 Fuq Me Sideways. With Explosives- FSR
15) Winner- #57 EZ Money- FSR
16) Winner- #41R Super Shooter- FSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #9 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #15 There's A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #41G Sex Is Like Snow. You Never Know How Much You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #74 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- Sapphire Racing League
Time:
Plus One
djjj
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