*Crab Racers Code
Section 10, Paragraph E, - The Train Rule.
If at any venue there are 36 or more entrants when Time is called, the theme for that evening will be appended with "Train" with the exception of Train Crab Racing, which would become Train Train Crab Racing, which is not only redundant, but the music department might be hard pressed to come up with 16 suitable Molly Hatchett songs. Not that they're not a great band, there are those that would argue that at at their peak, they were the quintessential "three guitar army" southern rock band. But I'm thinkin' that about seven races in I've had my fill of "chukka-chukka-chukka". But we digress. At that time the train and it's accompanying paraphernalia shall be deployed and the Train portion of the reading of the rules will be inserted into the shtick. Please note- The 36 entrants shall be comprised of Non-Folkie's Fokkers entrants with the exception of "Independent" racers, who will be included toward the aforementioned 36 entrants. No Crabs entered by or on behalf of any employee or relative of said employee of Folkie's Tavern and/or Sonny's Crab Racing is eligible to be included in the count toward fulfilling the 36 Crab threshold. As well, final interpretation of all rules is subject to the mood and whimsy of the Man with the Microphone. As far as you know. 13 April 2016
Section 10, Paragraph E, - The Train Rule.
If at any venue there are 36 or more entrants when Time is called, the theme for that evening will be appended with "Train" with the exception of Train Crab Racing, which would become Train Train Crab Racing, which is not only redundant, but the music department might be hard pressed to come up with 16 suitable Molly Hatchett songs. Not that they're not a great band, there are those that would argue that at at their peak, they were the quintessential "three guitar army" southern rock band. But I'm thinkin' that about seven races in I've had my fill of "chukka-chukka-chukka". But we digress. At that time the train and it's accompanying paraphernalia shall be deployed and the Train portion of the reading of the rules will be inserted into the shtick. Please note- The 36 entrants shall be comprised of Non-Folkie's Fokkers entrants with the exception of "Independent" racers, who will be included toward the aforementioned 36 entrants. No Crabs entered by or on behalf of any employee or relative of said employee of Folkie's Tavern and/or Sonny's Crab Racing is eligible to be included in the count toward fulfilling the 36 Crab threshold. As well, final interpretation of all rules is subject to the mood and whimsy of the Man with the Microphone. As far as you know. 13 April 2016
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